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submissions are open if you wanna submit a quote!

asks are also open if you wanna talk to me about nick jr shows and stuff

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Tiny Chef: Hey everyone, I’d like you to meet my friend-

Everyone: FAMOUS DRAG KING RUPAL?!?!?

#this is relevant now

oh neat

#500 likes #tumblr milestone #not an incorrect quote

Who Broke It?

*The Nick Jr. Villians gather around a broken coffee machine.*

Crusher: So... who broke it?

*No one answers*

Crusher: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Big Trouble: I did, I broke—

Crusher: No, no you didn't. Swiper?

Swiper: Don't look at me. Look at Marmalady.

Marmalady: What? I didn't break it.

Swiper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Marmalady: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Swiper: *Leans on Marmalady* Suspicious.

Humdinger: If it matters, probably not… but Zeta was the last one to use it.

Zeta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Humdinger: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Zeta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Humdinger!

Big Trouble: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Crusher!

Crusher: No! Who broke !?!

*Marmalady looks at Little Trouble*

Marmalady: Crusher… Little Trouble's been awfully quiet.

Big Trouble: REALLY??

Marmalady: Yeah! Really.

Big Trouble: Oh, my god!

*Everyone starts arguing.*

Crusher: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

#submission #incorrect quotes #blaze and the monster machines #batmm #team umizoomi #dora the explorer #butterbean’s cafe #paw patrol #shimmer and shine #crusher #big trouble #swiper #ms. marmalady #mayor humdinger #zeta #little trouble

Doormouse, Go Home… You're Drunk

Doormouse, drunk: Screw all of you cereal dickholes!

Doormouse: You're all gonna pay as sure as my name is Do—

*Doormouse throws up*

Doormouse: or—

*Doormouse throws up*

Doormouse: m—

*Doormouse throws up*

Doormouse: ou—

*Doormouse throws up*

Doormouse: se…

*Doormouse throws up*

Doormouse: …Esquire.

*Doormouse throws up and faints and then throws up.*

#submission #incorrect quotes #team umizoomi #doormouse

Pickle, telling a story to cheer Crusher up: Once there was an ugly monster machine. He was so ugly that he died. The end.

Crusher: That didn't help at all!

#submission #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect quotes #blaze and the monster machines #batmm #pickle #crusher

Shimmer: We're going to a candy store?

Leah: No, it's nighttime. Candy stores are closed.

Shine: We're gonna ROB A CANDY STORE?!

#submission #source: ducktales #incorrect quotes #shimmer and shine #shimmer #leah #shine

MR BOOOOTS

#not an incorrect quote #dora the explorer #boots #mr beast meme

I couldn’t think of a good prank so I changed the pfp to a Sofia plushie instead of a Zuma plushie

happy april fools

#not an incorrect quote

I just realized that Butterbean and Ms. Marmalady's café is their equivalent of the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket

lol yeah

#not an incorrect quote #asks #butterbean’s cafe #butterbean #ms. marmalady

want to make this blog slightly more active so here’s a fun poll for science

Which Dora the Explorer theme song is the best?

Seasons 1-2 (The one with the Computer)

Seasons 3-6 (The one with the stars except when it wasn’t)

Seasons 7-8 (The one with CGI and a key change)

Dora and Friends: Into the City (The one where she’s a tween)

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023

please reblog for exposure, I wanna see what people think

bonus: elaborate on your favorite and least favorite in the tags

#not an incorrect quote #polls #dora the explorer #put the into the city in there as a wild card #I predict it will get the least votes #the theme song is actually pretty good tho #anyways I’m going with seasons 3 to 6 #also I lumped the 3-4 and 5-6 intros together because they’re basically the same #the only differences are the new vocals and star erasure #rip the explorer stars #they were neat

Chase: "I would never say such a thing that would imply that all my brain cells died" source: Ensemble Stars!

#submission #incorrect quotes #paw patrol #chase

Zeta's Not Pregnant!

Zeta: Hey Marmalady.

Marmalady: *punches Zeta in the stomach*

Zeta: What the fuck?

Marmalady: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.

Zeta: What the fuck are you talking about?

Marmalady: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Crusher: See ya! *immediately runs away*

Zeta: I'm not pregnant!

Marmalady: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Zeta: I was never pregnant, Marmalady!

Marmalady: Are you sure?

Zeta: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Ladybird: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling iver here?

Marmalady: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Ladybird: *punches Zeta in the stomach*

Zeta: Auh! Motherfucker!