nickelodeonposts

on to the next big adventure he/him 20 ask me anything

[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

Visit Original Link

[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

this envokes primal fear in me

[cherenkovbouquet]

yeah this is actually really good

[thefullestco]

[skitter-queen]

[skitter-queen]

bonus

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[glumshoe]

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

[Script is the summary of the proposed long-time nuclear waste warning messages from the Sandia report, aimed at protecting humanity from the threat of nuclear waste for at least 10,000 years, even after civilization collapse]

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

okay but “nuclear priest” is the COOLEST CONCEPT

[glumshoe]

You made this??? You just sat down and made this just now??? It’s amazing!

[glumshoe]

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

[Script is the summary of the proposed long-time nuclear waste warning messages from the Sandia report, aimed at protecting humanity from the threat of nuclear waste for at least 10,000 years, even after civilization collapse]

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

okay but “nuclear priest” is the COOLEST CONCEPT

[glumshoe]

You made this??? You just sat down and made this just now??? It’s amazing!

[nickelodeonposts]

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat wall.

[captainschmoe]

BABEY NO

[snarp]

At some point I will have blocked enough people that my posts will be effectively incapable of going viral. This will be an example of herd immunity.

[snarp]

The strategy:

[snarp]

It’s important to consider these interstitial nodes, too, of course. Though @boss-battles​ did not directly infect a large number of individual blogs, some of those it did infect were within only a few degrees of separation from multiple dangerous “super-spreaders.”

The manner in which users like @boss-battles​ spread my posts mirrors the manner in which a traveling technician or delivery-person who interacts with large corporate, government, or medical clients may contract and spread communicable disease. Though such professionals spend most of their time in isolation in their vehicles, and may interact with only one or two individuals upon reaching a work destination, their points of contact within these large organizations are themselves in a position to infect many more directly.

The plumber thus becomes a node of transmission through his association with the ever-dangerous doctor; the private courier, through the act of exchanging a confirmation-of-receipt slip with an executive who does not believe in washing his hands.

Anyway Malo I am blocking you, it’s for public health

[timbllr]

[mischiefmaverick]

[xchickengirlx]

[trashwarden]

Dorian: We have this thing in Tevinter-

Solas: Actually it was invented by my people.

Dorian:

[littlebirdofprey]

here’s a dumb post with my favourite rogues 

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a smoker, the act of blowing out a cloud of smoke is arguably more addictive than nicotine itself.

[just-shower-responses]

gotta be dragon