Nick Fury

Nick Fury does not have time for you. He’s the surly, foul-mouthed king of the school, though what he does to maintain this position is anybody’s guess. As far as anyone knows, he doesn’t do any school activities, his parents aren’t wealthy enough to bribe anyone, and he’s got too much pride to sleep around. Some people suspect him of blackmail, but others just think he’s born to be in charge, and don’t question him. Nick’s best friends are Maria Hill and Phil Coulson, and he cares about them in a gruff, uncompromising way. Especially Coulson, who is, in his opinion, far too trusting of others. He would jump in front of a bus to protect his friends, though he doesn’t shout about that fact. He’s no Steve Rogers. RP Blog

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WIS with myself

No one

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HON - Steve Rogers

He's nice enough looking, I suppose

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I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

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Calm yourselves, ladies.

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“No-one” is a depressing nickname, Fury.

I missed you too.

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Asshole.

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Calm yourselves, ladies.

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Oh, you and I both know the truth behind your words Fury.

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Yes, the truth being no one missed you.

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Calm yourselves, ladies.

I’m back. Dry your tears.

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Don't be concerned. No one missed you

[askboxmemes]

Put 'Honey, I'm home!' in my inbox and I'll write about our married/domestic life.

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Never have I ever regretted that I am rude.

Never.

Maybe once or twice when I've fucked things up beyond belief.

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Never have I ever wanted to kiss a friend of mine

Who hasn't?

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Never have I ever done hardcore drugs.

...

Only once. It was terrible.

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Lets play the “never have I ever” game.

Send me asks saying things you’re curious if I’ve ever done.

I’ll reply if I have or not and maybe even give you a little story, depending what it is.

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Here, kittykittykitttttty.

Oh for fuck's sake...

[pfz-calvin]

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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So now you're going for the immature insults?

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shields-on-fire replied to your post: Eh gurl.

Hey now. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

How do you know who's talking to me and who's not?

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Eh gurl.

Fuck off. Please.

And I am not a gurl.

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You are a kitten, just accept it.

I am not a kitten. How can I prove it to people?

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