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Alexis | she/her | 25 | Vibing

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[cakejam]

[joshpeck]

[nickmpreg]

listen to our cries you coward

[joshpeck]

FINE here is the link

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[catgirlpresident]

Last “Tuesday Again? No Problem” of the decade

[diesection]

…are you sure what you saw was real?

[cry-in-the-shower]

[alexjones]

i’m part of a generation that can send “snap chats” but couldn’t dehull buckwheat if their life depended on it 😒☕️🐸😪

[foulserpent]

oblivion is really not made for you to have any followers for any prolonged amount of time, i love how bad the follower AI is. like whenever it gives you a follower i always keep them on for a bunch of unrelated quests just for the fun of it. for example martin septim just aggroed at a ghost in some cave but then ran super fast in the other direction and i cant find him . he might have left. which i guess is a pretty reasonable thing to do if youre in a cave and theres a ghost

[foulserpent]

oh there he is

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn't know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell "do a backflip".

[sunotes]

[gorillaz-art]

Does anyone have the full version of this image, in a high resolution? 

[benevolentscars]

when I click a dialogue option I don’t actually agree with to get support points

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

@delient-scoot PLEASE don’t fucking hide this in the tags

[dappermouth]

Snared between the teeth of love, and therein torn apart.

Inspired by the strange story of Guinefort—the greyhound who became a saint.

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[endbittersweet]

“Never chase love. If it isn’t given freely, it is worthless”

—

Paulo Coelho (via amargedom)

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

[thenixkat]

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

[fuckstaffposts]

His name was Neville and he controlled the government

[megazord]

[meanplastic]

He knows what month it is