Get Out: Unfiltered thoughts of a black man while watching
Ā -So nigga walking in a suburb in the darkā¦Getting some Trayvon Martin vibes hereā¦and why I donāt jog in the dark.
-And racial nightmare scenario #1: Car following me on the street anonymously in the dark in a white ass neighborhood.
-Glad that this nigga was creeped out too.
-And dude gets his neck snapped to some happy go lucky music.
-Wellā¦I sure aināt ever going jogging at night.
- NOW STAY WOKE! Niggas creepinā.Ā
-Holy shit this negro is black.
-Whoa artsy nigga over here.
- Wow, this is the most basic white girl ever.
-Like she looks like every brunette, conventionally attractive white famous celebrity girl.
-Julie Roberts. She looks like Julie Robertsā¦
- Great another interracial relationshipā¦nigga
-Racial Nightmare scenario #2: Why I do not date white women because I do not want to meet your parents. Fuck that noise. Chances are they are incredibly racist like have the Confederate Flag flying on their porch ready to shoot my ass or they are those awkward ass Liberal white people who try to makeĀ āI am not as racist as those white peopleā and try to have these super affirming conversations because they voted for Obama.
- I am glad Chris echoed my sentiment.
-āMy dad would have voted for Obama third time he could have.ā I see we are going with option #2. Fucking great.
- When white people tell me how white people arenāt racistā¦I get skeptical.
- āWhat she doing? Licking your balls or something?ā I fucking love Rod.
- Greatā¦a jump scare. Well, horror movie cliche-less this movie is not
- You killed Bambi! You bastards!
- Great itās the cops. Really not trying to see a nigga get his ass beat today.
-Racial Nightmare #3: Getting in an argument with your hypocritical white girlfriend and cops are involved somehow. Because heffer might actually get petty and get your ass arrestedā¦or shotā¦or your ass beat.
-Becky donāt be pissing off the officer. It aināt that serious. It is standard fucking procedure to ask for the ID for everyone in the car. He aināt being a racist copā¦.or he is not being racist at the moment. No need to work on yourĀ āIāll protect my black manā dream fantasy right now.
- Aww she is glad that she is down ass white girl. #NotImpressed
- It wasnāt hot, Chris. It was unnecessary. And quite frankly, do not be congratulating white people for not being racist.
- Do her parents fucking own a plantation? With black housekeepers? Naw, nigga, fuck that.
āI say one down, a couple more thousand to go.ā Dude, what Bambi did to you as child?
-āI do not like the deer, I am sick of it. They are like rats. They are destroying the eco system. I see a deer on the side of the road, I think ti myself,Ā āThat is a start.ā
-So like are deer like an allegory for black people because that is one hell of a conversation starter.
-Honestly, if my hypothetical white girlfriendās dad started talking about animals like that, you know he hates black people because white people love animals and shit.
-Oh, great, awkward white guy trying to use slang to describe an interracial relationship that his daughter is having.
-Yeah, white girls you are so cancelled.
- White girl do not leave him with your dad! No, fuck that.
- I feel the super awkwardness for Chris. I feel it, man.
-Ā āItās such a privilege to experience another personās culture.ā Things that you should never say to your white daughterās black boyfriend.
- I feel the cringe. It is so cringy. Like fuck this.
- Your dad lost to Jessie Owens.
-Oh, great this is one of thoseĀ āIām super not racistā conversations white people like to have with me. I thought I was the only one.
- Georgina is the most unsettled black woman I have ever seen. She just looks off. She is smiling way to hard.Ā
-Like I get black women can be happy. I love when they are. But Georgina just looks too happy. But Georgina looks like she never experienced racism or misgynoir in her life, son.
- So are we just going to ignore that Georgina has not fucking blinked once orā¦?
- Being aware that all of your housekeeping servants are niggas does not make you less racist, man whose daughter is getting dicked down by a black man.
-Why arenāt these black people responding to Chrisās cues?
-White people do not understand this, so let me clarify. Niggas have this non-verbal language that we conduct when white people are around. We kind of telegraph expressions without saying them.
-What is bothering me is that they are not picking up ion Chrisās cues at all. They just seemā¦off. Itās creepy.
- Great, daddy has a white savior complex. I am out of here.
-Ā āI would have voted for Obama for a third time he I could.ā he says after talking about the unsettling nature of a white man with black servants on his plantation.
- They got this nigga doing the lawn with a fucking push cart? What the fuck? Yāall got all this money and no one thought that you should get a lawn mower?
- Ā Of all the things to get angry about, itās smoking? Thatās weird.
-Congratulations movie, I am officially creeped out by these white people.
- Finally, the white girl helps a nigga out. Jesus, you were ready to beat a copās ass for asking for a niggaās license and Ā after all the awkward shit your parents have been saying, Becky want to stand up for a nigga now?
- Why is daddy so fucking awkward?Ā
-Georginaās so fucking weird, man. Like she goes from unnaturally unbothered black woman toā¦perturbed black woman the moment she is pours tea for Chris. Like she just remembered that this nigga is with a white girl or something.
- Dinner with the white family. Yep, they really playing up my nightmare scenario, huh.
- I do not want to hear about my girlfriendās first blowjob at a dinner table in front of her folksā¦.
-Georgina is so fucking creepy.
-Oh, god, defensive creepy white brother. Yeah, no, fuck this. I would rather get my ass beat by black girlfriendās brothers and in-laws. At least they are being protective.
- Brother wants to practice his MMA on Chris to prove his masculinity or somethingā¦.Yeah, see niggas will just beat your ass. No bravado needed.
- Itās like this family just keeps weirder. Of course, the white girl that he dating is the most normal one.
- That moment when the hypothetical white girlfriend realizes that dating nigga is different from dating white dudes.
- It is so weird how I understand this and what Rose is complaining about with her parents. How they act completely different around black people.
-Ā āHow are you different?ā HE IS BLACK. JUST SAY IT, ROSE. STOP EVANGELIZING. NO ONE IS IMPRESSED!
- Do not validate this white girlāsĀ āsave-a-niggaā kink. It is not sexy.
- This is the most terrible kiss I have ever seen.
- Ā Great. You fucked the white girl in her racist ass familyās home. Now make like the movie and get the fuck out, Chris.
-Georgina just gave me a heart attack.
- Yo, I know why Hollywood does not use Black People in Horror movies now. Because they are so used to casting white people in the dark. Because Chris literally disappears in the dark. I can only see him his eyes and teeth.
- I am glad they gave the actor a white hoodie because he would have disappeared.
- Yo, that scare chord was un-fucking necessary, Movie!
- Why is this nigga running track in the middle of the night?
-Why is Georgina acting like she is caressing herself like a person caresses their new pet?
- The second most normal white person in this movie up in the middle of the night for no fucking reason?
-Well it is her house, I guess.
- Great, momma wants to cuck her husband and fuck her girlfriendās boyfriend. This is the start of every interracial porn ever.
- Is she really trying to start a conversation about someoneās dead mother?
-She really likes her teaā¦Itās kind of unsettling.
- NIgga, she is trying to hypnotize you!
- Why isnāt he running? They literally told him that she could do that shit nd now she is doing it!
-Itās like Jason Voorhees mother is like my son likes to gore people with a machete and now you are lone with little Jason playing chop, chop.
- I take it back. She is fucking creepy.
-What the fuck just happened?
- Now you are in a sunken place
- Yo fuck this, nigga, run. NOW
- Nigga, you just hypnotized without your consent and you want to take pictures? Something is off.
- Georgina is so fucking creepy.
- What is wrong with these niggas?
- They all have thisā¦unsettling blank face thing going on. It is like they smile and still feel empty at the same time so they smile too hard.
-And the way they speak. They have no soul to it. Itās so weird.
- Yo, donāt gaslight me. When I tell you that yo momma tried to hypnotize me, you donāt play it off like it is nothing. You should be furious!
- And I referred to Chris as if he isĀ āme.ā Yeah, this movie is getting to me.
- And great. Just what this movie needed. More white people.
ā Why do white people refer to black celebrities or famous black people when they are talking to other black people?
- It is so fucking creepy how they are showing Chris off.
- This thirst woman is examining Chris like a piece of meat in front of his girlfriend!
- Oh great, now we have the cuckoldsā¦.
- This movie makes white people just as terrifying as they are in real life.
- Oh thank god, another minority!
- Another black guy who is not one of the house servants! Hallelujah!Ā
- Scratch that. This nigga got that lost look on his face too.
-ā¦Is this niggaā¦a sex slave or something? Is that his sugar mama?
- Ā This nigga tried to shake Chrisās hand when he offered dapā¦.okay. Something is wrong.
- Why is he like twirling around? His outfit aināt that dope.
- Okay, this movie is creepy, but I do not get why it is a horror movie.
- The most normal white person in this movie is a blind white guy.
- Okay, when Chris went up in the room, why did they stop talking? It is so weird.
- Okay, Rose, stop gaslighting Chris. It is seriously not cool. Some seriously fucked shit is going on that your white ass canāt see, and..you knowā¦just go away.
- When you have no black people around, you just call you boy up with the scoop.
- Thank you, Ron, for pointing out how being hypnotized is not normal and Chris should be bothered.
- Georgina is so fucking weird
- Okay, what black person does not know whatĀ āsnitchā means?
- taddle-tale? oh Georgina is one of those transracial kids, huh?Ā
- What the fuck is going on with Georgina?
-Georgina is definitely one of those transracial kids.
- I shit you not. This is going to be one of Angelinaās kids.
- Racial Nightmare #3: Being the sole black person to defend your blackness from other white people or talking about racism to other white people when you are the only black person.
- Thank you Asian man for bringing up a race discussionā¦but letās not talk about it IN FRONT OF WHITE PEOPLE!
- Chris is asking for help because he is looking for solidarity. He is highly uncomfortable and I know the feeling of being the sole black person.
- Surprise, sex slave is also a coon. Keep jigging, negro. Keep jigging.
- Nigga, you just got your wake up call. GET THE FUCK OUT!
- This nigga did not have a seizure.
- Are these white people having an auction?
- Okay. Your boyfriend is triggered. He is bothered. He is being made uncomfortable. Like forreal. Throwing a hissy fit when he wants to leave saying he is going to leave her? Ā I am so done with her.
- Yo, fuck this. These niggas actually are trying to buy this dude.
- The blind guy just bought Chrisā¦Fucking traitor!
- Look I get that you love this abusive ass white girl, Chris. But she aināt shit.
- Okay never-mind. She finally got her head out her ass and wants to get away from this creepy shit.
- These niggas smiling is unsettling as shit.
- Oh. They smile like white people. That is why it bothers me. Okay.
- So Chris did know that creepy ass black dude.
- Thank you, Ron for pointing out that Andre is a sex slave. I love Ron so much.
- Wait, didnāt Andre introduce himself under another name?
- Finally Chris wants to get the fuck out. About time.
- It must be disheartening to find out you aināt her first black lover, Chris.
- Rose used to fuck with Georgina?! Dude, she is bi.
- Butā¦this weird now. Georgina lookedā¦normal in that photo. And why they acting brand new around Chris if Rose had several black lovers before?
- Of course, this white girl loses the keys.
- Great defensive ass brother guarding the door.
-Andā¦now the mom and her tea craving is out and about.
- When you are scared shitless of your white girlfriendās family, sicc her on them!
- Oh God, you are surrounded by these creepy ass white people.
- This nigga talking about immortality and purpose in life and shit. Being all ominous and shit.
- WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?
- Oh great, Andre went missing and shit.
- And they got this nigga strapped to a chair in a living room.
- Behold the Coagula? What the fuck?
-Oh so the deer were a parallel to black peopleā¦
- Counting on the police to help a black person is like counting on the Naziās to help a Jew.
- Okay Rose looks creepy as fuck, right now. Her voice is projecting emotionā¦but she is clearly emotionless.
- This white girl is diabolical!
- I just realized every black woman rolled their eyes at the above statement.
- These white people are taking niggas bodies!
- Nope. White girls are canceled.Ā
- THat is my nigga, Chris!
- Kill these white people!
-Of course, Rose is searching black men on the internet. Fucking THOT.
- Great Chris. Save the black woman who is possesed by a white woman because reasons.
- Rose got a deer hunting rifleā¦ready to shoot her boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend or yeah whatever. She crazy as fuck.
-Of course, black woman possed by a white woman wakes up and astarts attacking Chris while he is driving because things can never be easy.
_ She really shooting this nigga.
-Ā āGetĀ āem, Grandpaā Holy shit! That was the guy who lost to Jessie Owens!
- So the camera snaps them out of possession. And yay, they shot that white girl!
-The brother just shot himselfā¦but at least the white girl is dead.
-Ā āDing dong, the white b**** is deadā
- Oh, now she wants to comfort a nigga?Ā
-Okay, Chris, kill her. Get in your white mustang that is not a bronco because OJ Simpson and run like hell.
-Nevermind, she likes this shit. Kinky as fuck.
- Wait, didnāt OJ strangle Nicole?
-And Chris is running off in a white mustang. Which mustang is a horseā¦like a bronco.
-Andā¦oh Jordan Peele, you clever bastard!
- Oh, fuck, it is the police!
- Yeah, you are going to ind a hard time explaining why you killed this white girl, Bigger Thomas Chris. Since you were clearly on top of her while she is bleedingā¦and shit man.
- And this white girl playing up the white girl sympathy card. This nigga is dead.
-Ā āTold you not to go up in that house!ā I love you, Ron. We all need a friend like Ron.
-Bye Becky. Donāt bleed out too much on that tar, you crazy white cow.
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