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רוצים לראות משהו מרגיז?
אז אתמול ראיתי באינסטגרם סרטון של אישה שצועקת על יהודייה ברכבת שיהודים אוכלים ילדים, והרבה תגובות שאומרות "היא צודקת" "היא אומרת את האמת" "פרי ספיץ'" וכו. ואני גם הגבתי. נחשו מה קרה?
זה פשוט ככ מרגיז שכל הנאצים והגזענים של העולם כבר יודעים איך להגיד את הדברים הכי איומים ולחמוק מצנזורה עי רמיזות (להגיד "היא צודקת" במקום "יהודים אוכלים ילדים" כי המשפט הראשון לא יזוהה עי ai.) אבל כשאדם מן השורה משתמש במילה הלא נכונה, מוחקים לו את התגובה.
And then his work was destroyed by the Nazis because he was Jewish.
Queer rights and our understanding of human sexuality was set back by eighty years because of antisemitism.
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
Twice, Ryland Grace is faced with the same pivotal decision: to save himself, or to save an entire planet.
The first time:
He is surrounded by white (bravery) and is wearing yellow (cowardice)
The world is telling him to be brave, but he can’t, not yet, because he is a coward.
He has lost his identity and autonomy
The decision is already made (he must die)
He is all alone (he doesn’t have the bravery gene)
The second time:
He is surrounded by yellow (cowardice) and is wearing white (bravery)
He is in the middle of his namesake: a field of rye. The field is the yellow of cowardice; that is who he was, but he can’t be that, not anymore, because he is brave.
You know who you are. You’ll do great.
The decision is already made (Rocky must live)
Rocky’s ball is beside him (he has found someone to be brave for)
Knowing that Eridians have much longer lifespans, and also he can't be at every school on the planet at once, Ryland Grace decides to record a bunch of entertaining science lessons with Rocky's help.
Hundreds of years later, Eridian kids still get excited when the substitute teacher rolls in the 3D shape projector, because they know they're in for an episode of Friend Grace the Science Ace.
If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.
A comedy in 2 acts
A comedy in 2 acts
A comedy in 2 acts
A comedy
You guys are confused. It's only immigration when brown gentiles do it. When jews who the gentiles deemed as corrently white do it to escape the holocaust, it's colonialism.
And for ppl asking, why did they go to israel (british mandate of palestine at the time) and not anywhere else:
All countries who allowed jewish immigration limited it, including the US. the british turned jewish refugee ships who reached mandatory palestine around and sent our people back to nazi occupied europe to die. It was zionist jews who fought to save them (by illigal immigration, or as you call it, colonialism), and it was zionist jews rebelling against britain's immigration policy while still fighting beside the british army in ww2 cos we hated hitler even more, to say the british gave the jews a country is not only a lie (we only got a country after the british abandoned their palestine project and gave it to the UN to divide between jews and arabs) it's insulting.
THE AUDACITY of being pro immigrant unless that immigrant is a jewish asylum seeker is disgusting
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
JDJSHJABDBFJSH
Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:
Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*
Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?
And then it hit me.
Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender. Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.
About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.
@ray10k
Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.
AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)
i think about this post all the time and if i may, i would like to suggest keeping the banished royalty angle for zuko.
he was the eldest son of fire lord sozin, who knew the avatar was the greatest threat to the fire nation, but also knew the new one would be a firebender and he couldn’t exactly merc his own people, now could he? but he always planned to order a convenient little assassination on whoever the new avatar turned out to be and in the meantime took out the air temples so that avatar couldn’t learn the next element in the cycle. of course, when it turns out to be his son, sozin, stellar dad that he is, thinks “if you want something done right” and shoots a fire blast at his firstborn.
zuko enters the avatar state, blows up half the palace, etc etc as one does, gets a nasty scar for his trouble, and escapes, hence why he was hanging out far enough south to necessitate katara and sokka cracking open a cold boy a century later.
all this is to say 1. i think it’s a good way to maintain zuko’s background and characterization in an au like this and 2. it leads to a secret second roleswap
because this makes zuko iroh’s uncle.
Reblogging again for Katara and Sokka cracking open a cold boy.
כש"חזרנו לשגרה" ואני נזכרים פתאום שיש לי בגרות במתמטיקה השנה
חברה שלי שאלה אותי אם הגעתי לשיעור היום בבוקר והייתי כזה מה כי לא עיבדתי את העובדה שהסמסטר התחיל, או שיש כזה דבר קורסים.
Bro why did Light kill Weddy and the conman? they were no threat! and, this is just suspicious because only members of the task force knew about them
also I don't want the climax of the show to be Light vs some guy who's the knockoff L. couldn't they kill L closer to the end if they wanted Light to win? I just really want L to find a way to send a post mortem message that catches Light as Kira, because Light did kill L right before an experiment that was gonna prove he was kira, and L knew he was gonna die so why not leave a message?
Light is 'bored' now that L's gone, which makes sense. but I also think that's also related to the fact that Light never really beat L. all he had to do was learn the guy's name and in the end, he didn't. he killed L by getting Misa to act reckless so a literal god of death who loved her would kill L to protect her, for someone as arrogant as Light, it's like admitting defeat. 'I couldn't learn his name so I had to use a cheat sheet'
also, L said he and light will be parting ways soon, he knew he was gonna die so why not do some elaborate plan to stop him, or leave an 'if I die' message where light can't reach?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ok listen, L was about to conduct an experiment to see if the 13 day rule was fake, if the rule turned out to be fake- it means someone faked the rule that cleared light and misa, meaning they are the kiras, Immediately after, L is killed by the shinigami- before he had the chance to implement his experiment, anyone with half a brain would realise L was killed to protect misa and light, if anyone smart would still be alive, this would be game over for light.
and why all the shinigami dying for misa?? she's not that great! her only personality trait is being obsessed with Light and Kira
the way I would've ended death note, was with rem getting fed up with light (and giving up on misa) and telling L Light is kira and wants her to kill him, than they would catch him together and L would finally have a real friend, and Rem would finally have her love returned, and L would show Rem how delicious human sweets are and I know death note is not that kind of show but fuck it, im SAD
why are there so many shots of feet in this fucking show???
also the scene when L and Light come back from the rain and he wipes his feet, feels like it would be right at home in a bad fanfiction. cos we know L has a thing with his own feet, and than he wipes and massages Light's feet who reluctantly agrees??? why? why feet?? they could've bonded without the feet
זה כאילו מדליק טרוריסטים מהאיסלאם הקיצוני לירות טילים קצת אחרי שמתחילה הפסקת אש? הם תמיד עושים את זה ישר אחרי ואז מפסיקים
הם כאילו שמרו את כל הטילים מהשבוע להיום ספציפית?? זו רק אני מדמיינת או שהיום ממש מפציצים (פאן נוט אינטנדד)
I'm sorry I need to organize my death note thoughts
light knew someone was in his room because 2 of his 3 door safeguards were breached (pencil lead, handle) but he knew it wasn't his family because whoever entered his room bypassed the first safeguard (paper) so it also means whoever was in his room was trying to hide the fact he entered
ok so light knows even if criminals continue to die while L watches him, it doesn't mean anything because Kira can control the time of death. so his plan is to kill people that are only revealed to the public while he's being watched so that from L's POV, Light has no way of knowing these criminals and killing them, so than he did his potao chip trick with the mini TV and death note in the bag- but this lowkey reads like a parody or dark comedy
L suspecting Light after the potato chip stunt is wild. he's like :" well, Light has an alibi and doesn't look suspicious at all, which is why I suspect him" like L bro, I love you and I hope you win, but that's cheating
