me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u
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me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u
happy international women’s day my loves. we are all so powerful. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. i love all of u so much
i love all the rich people :) u can message me anytime !!!:)
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
Find someone as sleepy as you.
Coexhaust.
Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!
Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*
Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*
Also parents: *aggressively stifled any behaviors you ever displayed*
Everybody talks about Jenna Marbles but how long are we gonna keep ignoring this god
‘how are we gonna keep ignoring this god’ *doesn’t name the channel and crops the name out in every single pic*
Macdoesit
Macdoesit is gay jesus
MacDoesIt is the gay icon we need
Yeah! I love Mac!!
Is your teen texting about sustainable farming?
OMG = Organic Mushroom Gardening
WTF = Where’s The Fertilizer
LMAO = Left My Axe Outside
LOL = Lots Of Lettuce
DTF = Down To Farm
WYD = Weed Your Dandelions
BRB = Better Results than Borlaug
TBH = This Bountiful Harvest
SMH = Share My Harvest
BTW = Bring The Wheelbarrow
ILY = Increased Land Yield
BS = Big Snail
before you write: THINK!
is it Tender?
is it Homoerotic?
is it Implicitly homosexual?
is it Noticeably repressed?
is it Kind of gay?
I’m gay as fuck. the way I’m sitting in my chair right now?? unethical. physically impossible.
No one:
Me: *internally “please somebody talk to me things will get more awkward and you all will think I’m weirdo who just stare at everyone or look at their phone like someone who doesn’t have friends and I will be forever alone because I don’t learn how to interact normally and I’m starting to feel anxious right now pleaseee talk to me-“*
Yall ever just,,, spend time in a group of people, and listen to the conversation that’s going on,, and wear a smile the whole time and sometimes,, laughs or nod; and realize when conversation is over that your didn’t say a word ???
I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.