Cruiser

Son of proud Mexican parents, I'm from So Cal. I'm 27. Environment Forestry is my major. I'm just a lost soul who wonders through life right now. Twitter: @NightRider438

[momorikoz]

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THISBAOUHEKXBEJ

[twilightofadead]

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[geekandmisandry]

[chars-big-naturals]

Drake: I was really tryna keep this PG

Kendrick: I wasn't, fucking kill yourself weird ass pedo little bitch.

[whosnaomy]

BEWARE OF PROPAGANDA.

You can't even begin to imagine the amount of power Israel has have over the media.

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[toastbutteregg]

[jimmyjampots]

[kosmogrl]

[trashpandas3000]

Artwork by PaintDust

[elegantpersoncreation-deactivat]

[your-void-senpai]

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

[rickybabyboy]

Stepping on your

[catchymemes]

[anathema1868]