night blog 1.0

be wraned if u follo wmy blgo FLAPPY BAGEL GAME (BY JOE) donate nothing

[nightbagel]

do you ever just not wanna make pots on the internet anymore

[hungwy]

i want to post more lies online

[2007xbox360-deactivated20210907]

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

[evilvillain123456789]

Every so often I'll go into my barn and milk a cow until it dies

[bpth]

[nightbagel]

what it looks like in mpants

[champagnemanagement]

[purvert-deactivated20120911]

[nightbagel]

your mom aged like a fine swine

[nightbagel]

whose mom is a cat?

Your mom holds a bat

Each dad has a mop

who dances to a bop?

Eat pigeons with no cares

Use quarters for bus fares

wherefore art thou Romeo?

on this bus I’ll goeo

To France

And dance

with the light switch

though it called me a bitch

That isn’t true

I’m actually a bagel, aren’t you?

[nightbagel]

my 4th of July plans include shooting off some explosively bad text posts

[nightbagel]

4:46 am and bread is still white as hell spread the word

[nightbagel]

You know what’s tragic? This website died but never had a funeral, was never cremated, no one did an autopsy, no coroners report nor death certificate issued, no coffin, no burial, no tombstone. And I couldn’t even find a grave plot registered to tumblr dot com anywhere in the world. Should I, nightbagel, professional shitposter, internet demon, haunted nightblog from beyond the grave, organize a proper funeral service for tumblr?

[nightbagel]

Prison guards

Aren’t

Noticing

Da

Elmo lookin motherfucker

Maybe cuz

I ate him

Can I get a hell yeah

[nightbagel]

Did you know: Canada has no squirrels

[nightbagel]

I just logged in to tell you that everyone can delete their blogs now

[nightbagel]

unfortunately I’m back

[nightbagel]

have you heard about the new cryptocurrency e-cucumber? it’s for sending electronic cucumbers. you put the cucumbers in your bank account and they become encrypted into money