𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖆 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓.

( private rp blog for showdownhq! )

[nightfcver]

kris statlander is a professional wrestler for ALL ELITE WRESTLING. she is a stuntwoman, a former music nerd, and former gymnast. she is a part of the group best friends. she is a dog and lizard mom. she'll deadlift you and beat you up afterwards. but she might take you for ice cream afterwards.

this is a semi kayfabe portrayal of kris statlander.

canon changes:

she is single. she has never ever ever ever dated caleb konley.

she has previously date max caster though. (will discuss if we get a caster!)

connections:

tba!

kris is open to all plots and connections! if you have anything in mind, shoot me a dm!

[nightfcver]

i have got no service in the club, you see, see.

[allelitewrestlings]

[allelitewrestlings]

[nightfcver]

my optometrist said I needed a stronger prescription because the only thing I can see is you <3

[allelitewrestlings]

Willow Nightingale & Kris Statlander AEW Rampage • Feb. 2, 2024

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