😂😂😂 on a serious note tho I would’ve done the same thing👌
Lmaooooooooo I AM DYING!
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😂😂😂 on a serious note tho I would’ve done the same thing👌
Lmaooooooooo I AM DYING!
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it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
eternal classic
SOFRITO
In my mind, every bangin pot of beans starts with a good sofrito. Nothing smells quite like it when it’s sizzling around in some oil, ready to pack some real flavor into whatever it’s combined with. It’s not just beans that sofrito goes in; meat, fish, veggies and rice also get taken up a level when sofrito goes in the pot.
Sofrito is a cooking base that is *essential* to Puerto Rican cuisine; every solid Puerto Rican home cook and chef either has it on hand in their fridge (or OG style…frozen in ice cube trays).
The beauty of sofrito is that you can make a big batch that will last you for tons of meals. You also can’t beat that all it takes to throw your sofrito together is a quick rough chop and blend on the ingredients. Bottom line… it’s definitely worth it if you’re going for that true Puerto Rican flavor. But before you get started on your sofrito, peep the notes below:
1) Freezing your sofrito in ice cube trays makes it easy to pop out a cube or two when you are getting your meal started.
2) Depending on where you live, culantro, cubanelle peppers and aji dulce may be hard to find. Unfortunately, there’s no real way to replace them. If you can’t find these, you can still blend the rest of the ingredients for a nice cooking base…won’t be a true sofrito, though.
3) Sofrito is NOT a sauce on its own; the flavors are super concentrated and must be cooked into a meal.
4) Olive oil in the recipe is simply to give your sofrito a smoother texture when blending.
5) It is *not* recommended that you season your sofrito. No salt necessary, as you should adjust the seasoning of your final dish that the sofrito goes in.
6) Never, EVER use tomato.
That’s it! Wepaaaaaaaaa :)
INGREDIENTS: 18-25 cloves garlic, peeled (I tend to go overboard with the garlic because too much of it is never enough in my book)
2 Spanish onions, cut into large chunks
4-6 cubanelle peppers, stemmed, seeded, and cut into chunks
1 large bunch cilantro, washed and roughly chopped
8-15 ají dulce peppers, stemmed, seeded, and cut into chunks
4-6 leaves of culantro
1- 2 green bell peppers, cored, seeded, and roughly chopped
1-2 tablespoons of good olive oil
DIRECTIONS: 1) put onions and cubanelle peppers in workbowl of a food processor fitted with a steel blade. Pulse until coarsely chopped.
2) keep the motor running and add the remaining ingredients one at a time and process until smooth. Transfer to ice cube trays and freeze or store in your refrigerator for immediate use.
THIS is good communication.
I keep telling King this.
Dang no kidding! These grinch ads are PULLING ZERO PUNCHES.
I dunno how this helps advertise a movie for children, but grinch is woke, dang.
W-what are you saying here, grinch
All right grinch THAT is taking it too far
We really didn’t need this and nothing’s gonna be better than Jim Carrey’s Grinch but these ads are working Lmaoo soo
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
The political chaos in the background makes it even more accurate
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
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#273) Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady
“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”
“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀
I am in tears. I love him.
“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”
“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I’m having death over here.
Not the “blammy” 😭😭
REBLOGGING EVERY TIME
Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂
My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍
I’m dying breh
Lmfaooooooooo