General Nighttime Paranoia

Sup I'm Rich. I've got this blog right here. Look at it to see what I think is funny. If you like creative writing, head on over to richcanwrite.tumblr.com

[rouge-the-bat]

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[itznarcotic]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Shoutout to the time my partner and I got so excited to see Ea-Nasir's hate mail in person that we failed to notice the Code of Hammurabi next to it

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[eroscestlavie]

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

[jumex]

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

[winemom-culture]

[gwyoi]

So do seahorses read fpreg.

[dabidagoose]