Corona is the only reason we got enough soap for the day lol 😂👍
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Corona is the only reason we got enough soap for the day lol 😂👍
Drarry headcanon :
Harry: You have a parseltoung kink.
Draco: I don't have a parseltoung kink.
Harry: you so have a parseltoung kink.
Draco: I. Do. Not. Have. A. Parseltoung. Kink.
Harry: * leans in * *El seductive eyes * * says something in parseltoung which may or may not translate to 'you have a parseltoung kink don't lie to me' *
Draco: * flushed, silent and gaping *
Draco: I may have a parseltoung kink...
Someone: *challenges Draco to a fight*
Draco: ExCUsE mE?
Draco: do I look that cheap to you?
Draco: I don't cheat on my enemies OK? Especially not with scam like you!
Draco: HARRY!
Harry from across the great hall: WHAT?
Draco: this foul accused me of being unloyal!
Harry: !?
Harry: Did he challenge you?
Draco: yes
Harry by Draco side in like 0.00479 seconds: OK listen up we're exclusive to each other! No fighting anybody else!
Draco: our rivalry is not something to be taking lightly
Harry: and you pice of garbage have the nerve to question his moral ethics?!
Draco: who do you think you are?!
Someone: ... Uhhhh
Harry/Draco: You're disgusting!
Harry/Draco: walking away and doing the hair toss of sass while they're at it
Harry: promise me something. If we're not married by the time we're 40 we'll marry each other.
Draco:Excuse me?
Draco: 40?!
Draco: I'm not going to marry at 40! Can you imagine the wedding pictures!
Harry: 30 then?
Draco:
Better but 30 sounds old... Tell you what 29 and we'll have deal.
Harry: do you want to look at your wedding pictures a year after the wedding and be like 'oh I'm 30 now'?
Draco:... Point taken. 28 then.
Harry: you know with our jobs, the promotions and everything that would be the age were the stress would get to us.
Draco: and we do not want your pictures taken whilest stressed. 27
Harry: you know 7 has always been an unlucky number for me... And bringing bad luck into the marriage would just seem wrong.
Draco (seeing where this is going): how about next year then?
Harry nuzzling closer and whispering: that's perfect
Hermione: ...
Ron: ...
Blaise: ...
Pansy: that was the most romantic and weird and genius proposal I've ever heard of
Jily headcanon
Lily woke up to a seemingly ordinary day in her headgirl quarters. Only with... Well, green hair. Instead of screaming she bit her lip while looking in the mirror Lily decided to take a deep breath and think. The only people who knew the password besides the teachers were Pettigrew, Remus, Potter and Black. The teachers were obviously not responsible so? Pettigrew was too much of a coward to plan a prank like this on her all alone. Remus was devilish if he wanted to be, but they were friends. Potter had a crush on her, and they were getting close friends, and he is too smart to ruin everything now. Sooooo Black... Now to plan revenge
"Rem? Can you wait outside?" Asked a glowing with pride headgirl, she wore her hair like it was a supermodels. That alone made this bold look appear beautiful.
Reactions in the common room were basically all the same. Starring for a moment and then admiring the confidence. Potter was impressed and slightly confused, and Black looked horrified.
"Sure Lily what happened to you though?"
"Not sure I kind of woke up like this but if love to know who did it! I love this new look!"
"W-w-what that wasn't supposed to happen you were supposed to be embarrassed! What is wrong with you?!"
"Sirius why thank you! I've never felt so good about myself! How did you know? Whatever I don't care you keep that up and I'll date you"
Remus saw everything outside the room and was utterly baffled. Lily Evans would never date someone like Sirius. Yet here she was having kissed Sirius and smiling like an idiot.
"What was that all about?"
"You just kissed Sirius. That's not the lily I know what's wrong with you?"
"Moony, moony, moony... You are a marauder and still, don't understand the concept of mischief... Three, two one"
At that exact moment, a screaming Sirius ran passed them followed by a yelling and cursing James throwing cures at his more or less brother.
"You- You didn't - you couldn't - YOU DIDI WHAT???!!!"
Don't worry I'll say that it was a joke. I merely took advantage of the fact that Potty gets very protective"
"He's going to kill Pad for this "
"Serves him right"
"I won't ever hope to be in your bad favour..."
She reviled this situation eventually as a way of getting revenge eventually and everybody kind of understood and was also very much convinced that the only reason as to why Lily is a Gryffindor is because she is a muggleborn.