Bittersweet Justice

Well~ Look what we have here? You seem lost.... You have yet to be broken by Life.... ((This is an Indie Jäger RP Blog; will RP with Practically anyone~))

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[nighttime-hunter]

With pain in my hear, tears in my eye and my soul ripped to shreds I hereby put this adorable baby rat up for adoption. For free, with cage, food and a change of hay for her cage. If anyone in Belgium or the Netherlands wants her(/to tear my already rotten soul up even more) tell me. I might be reluctant and keep u talking for a full 3 hours then pretend I lost the door key for another 2 before I finally let u leave but I cannot keep her. My landlord won't allow it....

[bob-belcher]

RIP Christina Grimmie and may any other individual and their families who have been a victim someday gain peace from the hatred crimes of gun violence.

[nikolai-watson]

[machoboy69-deactivated20181218]

This will never not be funny

[refurbthecat]

Are you badass enough to rub this cat’s belly?

[tertiatachonis]

YES.

[refurbthecat]

[igxbaddies]

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[hologram-moss]

We were all having a good day

[video-hall-of-fame]

only one thing

[reparrishcomics]

[kitmarlo]

[blazepress]

Beautiful 3D illusion.

[polaroidsarcasm]

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

[rembrandtswife]

[basilcraft-deactivated20210223]

Mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”

“Ehh I finally colored it but idk I’ll probably delete it later”

[fireboyspeaks]

[rage-puff]

@penner-fr

[nighttime-hunter]

pope: you can't get a divorce I won't allow it

henry viii: new church who dis

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you