richard "dick" john grayson wayne harper

otherwise known as bird bitch

[nightwingsuggestion]

after wire tapping him for the past week, i can confirm that jeff bezos is a rabid dog who needs to be beaten with a stick

[nightwingsuggestion]

nightwing suggestion: take care of yourself! wear some clothes that make you feel good! put on some platform shoes!! who cares!

[nightwingsuggestion]

don't you want me baby

[nightwingsuggestion]

don’t you want me ooooooooooh

[nightwingsuggestion]

don't you want me baby

[batman-suggestion]

fart

[batmansuggestion]

There are glittery plastic bats everywhere.

[nightwingsuggestion]

it’s called festivity and this house needs it

[batmansuggestion]

We have actual bats.

[nightwingsuggestion]

they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

no they don't

[nightwingsuggestion]

you’re projecting onto the bats bruce. they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

They need to keep weightlifting. How else are they meant to uphold the judicial system of their colony?

[nightwingsuggestion]

you’re changing the subject. with friends they could band together and create a communist society in their colony, working toward the betterment of ALL bats and keeping a tight knit community that looks out for one another

[batmansuggestion]

Betterment of all bats...

They can stay. For now.

[nightwingsuggestion]

i’m glad you agree, bruce! :D

[batmansuggestion]

There are glittery plastic bats everywhere.

[nightwingsuggestion]

it’s called festivity and this house needs it

[batmansuggestion]

We have actual bats.

[nightwingsuggestion]

they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

no they don't

[nightwingsuggestion]

you’re projecting onto the bats bruce. they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

They need to keep weightlifting. How else are they meant to uphold the judicial system of their colony?

[nightwingsuggestion]

you’re changing the subject. with friends they could band together and create a communist society in their colony, working toward the betterment of ALL bats and keeping a tight knit community that looks out for one another

[batmansuggestion]

There are glittery plastic bats everywhere.

[nightwingsuggestion]

it’s called festivity and this house needs it

[batmansuggestion]

We have actual bats.

[nightwingsuggestion]

they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

no they don't

[nightwingsuggestion]

you’re projecting onto the bats bruce. they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

There are glittery plastic bats everywhere.

[nightwingsuggestion]

it’s called festivity and this house needs it

[batmansuggestion]

We have actual bats.

[nightwingsuggestion]

they need friends

[batmansuggestion]

There are glittery plastic bats everywhere.

[nightwingsuggestion]

it’s called festivity and this house needs it

[nightwingsuggestion]

what happened to tim?

[batmansuggestion]

He’s passed out. Shock from seeing a demon version of himself.

[nightwingsuggestion]

.. huh. i’m not surprised. you guys need help, or..?

[batmansuggestion]

If you can spare the trip. He’s still not awake.

[nightwingsuggestion]

hey, i’ve always got time for family. i’ll be right over

[batmansuggestion]

He’s fine now, so is Zeg. You don’t have to come.

[nightwingsuggestion]

oh, i’m glad!! i’d still like to come over, though, if you’d have me. i haven’t seen you or the others in a hot second

[batmansuggestion]

The Manor’s doors are always open to you.

[nightwingsuggestion]

glad to hear it. i’ll be over soon enough :)

[nightwingsuggestion]

what happened to tim?

[batmansuggestion]

He’s passed out. Shock from seeing a demon version of himself.

[nightwingsuggestion]

.. huh. i’m not surprised. you guys need help, or..?

[batmansuggestion]

If you can spare the trip. He’s still not awake.

[nightwingsuggestion]

hey, i’ve always got time for family. i’ll be right over

[batmansuggestion]

He’s fine now, so is Zeg. You don’t have to come.

[nightwingsuggestion]

oh, i’m glad!! i’d still like to come over, though, if you’d have me. i haven’t seen you or the others in a hot second

[nightwingsuggestion]

what happened to tim?

[batmansuggestion]

He’s passed out. Shock from seeing a demon version of himself.

[nightwingsuggestion]

.. huh. i’m not surprised. you guys need help, or..?

[batmansuggestion]

If you can spare the trip. He’s still not awake.

[nightwingsuggestion]

hey, i’ve always got time for family. i’ll be right over

[nightwingsuggestion]

what happened to tim?

[batmansuggestion]

He’s passed out. Shock from seeing a demon version of himself.

[nightwingsuggestion]

.. huh. i’m not surprised. you guys need help, or..?

[nightwingsuggestion]

what happened to tim?

[bats100]

Bats fact #58

Bats know every swear word

[damianwaynesuggestions]

Catch me cry*ng for no reason

[nightwingsuggestion]

would you like a shoulder to cry on for no reason..?