gotham’s reprieve

admin is a minor dont be weird

[batman-suggestion]

fart

[batman-suggestion]

Teddy bear took one of your villains to drinks

..Please don’t call him that. Which one was it?

[constantinesuggest]

@batman-suggestion oi mate i left your kid damien a present. dont get scared if some of your bat-shit is on fire. im sure he’ll get it trained eventually

[batman-suggestion]

I appreciate the thought. I’ll be sure to fireproof the Bat-belongings in the future.

[batman-suggestion]

Hey, Clark? Yeah, Jordan and Gardner did it again…. yeah…. no, bring the hose, please. Thanks.

[haljordansuggestions]

YOU CANT FUCKING CONTROL ME OLD MAN AUAGHSDHHSHSHSJDHSJGSHSGDHSHSGHDHDH

[batman-suggestion]

How are you making those noises with your mout- Nevermind. I’ve heard worse. Where’s that damn hose..

[haljordansuggestions]

*SPITS BLOOD ON YOU* FUCK OFF!!!

[supermansuggestions]

*squirts you with a large hose* hal i think we need to discuss putting you in therapy again :|

[haljordansuggestions]

GAGAJAGAHAGAHAHGS SHUT UP!!!!!!!! IM PERFECRLY FINE JUST A LITTLE RABID ITS FINE!!!! FUCK YOU GUYS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME

[batman-suggestion]

Now you’re just starting to sound like one of my sons. Please wipe the lava blood off of your face and sit down here until we get Guy and the other Lanterns so we can handle this.

[batman-suggestion]

Hey, Clark? Yeah, Jordan and Gardner did it again…. yeah…. no, bring the hose, please. Thanks.

[supermansuggestions]

bo you want me to bring the industrial sized squirt bottle?

[batman-suggestion]

It... doesn’t hurt to try. Yeah, bring that too.

[batman-suggestion]

Hey, Clark? Yeah, Jordan and Gardner did it again…. yeah…. no, bring the hose, please. Thanks.

[haljordansuggestions]

YOU CANT FUCKING CONTROL ME OLD MAN AUAGHSDHHSHSHSJDHSJGSHSGDHSHSGHDHDH

[batman-suggestion]

How are you making those noises with your mout- Nevermind. I’ve heard worse. Where’s that damn hose..

[batman-suggestion]

Hey, Clark? Yeah, Jordan and Gardner did it again.... yeah.... no, bring the hose, please. Thanks.

[twofacesuggestion]

STOP LOVING AND SUPPORTING ME. BITCH ILL KILL YOU

[batman-suggestion]

No. You won’t.

[twofacesuggestion]

Bold words from a man I have literally tried to kill

[batman-suggestion]

And did you? My point in case.

[twofacesuggestion]

STOP LOVING AND SUPPORTING ME. BITCH ILL KILL YOU

[batman-suggestion]

No. You won’t.

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[tedkordsuggestion]

aw man. aw bruce that’s so sweet. aw man :) were on the same

Wave length bro……

[batman-suggestion]

Batman doesn’t do “sweet”. I’m just stating the truth.

[tedkordsuggestion]

haha hey *sweats* i have an important question

[batman-suggestion]

..Yes?

[tedkordsuggestion]

wanna fuck?

[batman-suggestion]

Beetle that isn’t a scientific question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

i said it was important not scientific?

[batman-suggestion]

Well. Why do you ask?

[tedkordsuggestion]

because i want to fuck?

[batman-suggestion]

Hn. I’ll consider it.

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[tedkordsuggestion]

aw man. aw bruce that’s so sweet. aw man :) were on the same

Wave length bro……

[batman-suggestion]

Batman doesn’t do “sweet”. I’m just stating the truth.

[tedkordsuggestion]

haha hey *sweats* i have an important question

[batman-suggestion]

..Yes?

[tedkordsuggestion]

wanna fuck?

[batman-suggestion]

Beetle that isn’t a scientific question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

i said it was important not scientific?

[batman-suggestion]

Well. Why do you ask?

[penguinsuggestion]

*loves and supports Harvey Dent*

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[tedkordsuggestion]

aw man. aw bruce that’s so sweet. aw man :) were on the same

Wave length bro……

[batman-suggestion]

Batman doesn’t do “sweet”. I’m just stating the truth.

[tedkordsuggestion]

haha hey *sweats* i have an important question

[batman-suggestion]

..Yes?

[tedkordsuggestion]

wanna fuck?

[batman-suggestion]

Beetle that isn’t a scientific question.

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[tedkordsuggestion]

aw man. aw bruce that’s so sweet. aw man :) were on the same

Wave length bro……

[batman-suggestion]

Batman doesn’t do “sweet”. I’m just stating the truth.

[tedkordsuggestion]

haha hey *sweats* i have an important question

[batman-suggestion]

..Yes?

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[tedkordsuggestion]

aw man. aw bruce that’s so sweet. aw man :) were on the same

Wave length bro……

[batman-suggestion]

Batman doesn’t do “sweet”. I’m just stating the truth.

[boostergold-suggestion]

How long Batman been in u

well there was that one time in the 80s but—

[batman-suggestion]

The answer is never. Next question.

[tedkordsuggestion]

bman!!!!!! did you get the sample of jack ryder’s hair i sent you i was hoping we could both do labs on it together and compare

[batman-suggestion]

I did. That sounds like a good idea, when would you like to compare notes? Jack’s ability to… change, has been an interest for years. It’s not like any I’ve come into contact with before, certainly not Manbat or Croc. Closer to Captain Marvel, don’t you think?

[tedkordsuggestion]

you…. did you just. say one my ideas is a good idea? and like mean it? oh my god are you actually like talking to me and considering my ideas hold up im gonna cry wait

[batman-suggestion]

Yes? I don’t understand why I wouldn’t. You’re highly regarded in the field, and I’m not going to miss a chance to talk with someone on the same wavelength. Please don’t use my cape as a tissue.

[constantinesuggest]

@batman-suggestion oi i know you have a no-killing rule but ive had enough of the joker. permission to kill him for you

[batman-suggestion]

If I didn’t know about it, then the rule doesn’t apply. What were you saying?