irish

[niihoran]

niall horan is thirty -one years of age and currently resides in la and london. he identifies as bisexual and is single. a list of his desired connections are located beneath the cut - if anything catches your eye, send me a message !!

PLATONIC CONNECTIONS ;

they're bestie coded: sydney sweeney

friends with tension: shawn mendes

ride or die:

exes who are now friends

unfaithful friends ( always spilling each others secrets )

protective older friend

unlikely friends

partners in crime:

more than friends, they’re like ~siblings~

party friends:

friends that are a good influence on each other

friends that are a bad influence on each other:

confidant

acquaintance

ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS ;

exes ( ended on good terms ):

exes ( ended on bad terms ): sabrina carpenter

exes ( ended on underdetermined terms ): hailee steinfeld

sparked a romance rumor or two:

friends with benefits

former friends with benefits:

matched on raya and went on a date ( good / bad up to us )

flirtationship

pr relationship:

always breaking up and getting back together:

exes who still have feelings for each other

one night stand

ENEMIES / MISC CONNECTIONS ;

ex friends

frenemies

rivals

superficial friends:

oh my god and they were room-mates

[sabcarpvnter]

i get that you're like, totally bummed that you're not with me anymore but it's real delulu of you to think that i'd need you for any kind of inspiration. i'm doing just fine. you carry on watching videos of my concerts and i'll carry on literally not thinking about you at all, okay?

[niihoran]

So bummed. Don't know how to cope anymore with it all. It's not delusion cause at the start of the tour you were doing a lot of different ones and now you're just going basic. That's all I need to know there, love. Not like I chose to watch the videos, they just come up and I try and scroll as quick as I can.

[sydsveeny-deactivated20250415]

i will gladly bottle up this weather and ship it straight to you with a note attached that says "open for instant mood boost". i get the spring and autumn love, but you’re totally cheating by not picking one.

[niihoran]

That sounds good to me - feels like I might need that. Cause I'm not about the dreadful weather that goes on in London. I don't think that it's cheating - the spring brings all the cute baby animals and autumn brings the fun crunchy leaves. So how am I meant to pick?

[niihoran]

I feel like you're running out of Juno positions there, Brina. Even if your ass does look good while you were doing the skiing movements. Is it because you don't have me for inspo anymore? @sabcarpvnter

[sydsveeny-deactivated20250415]

spring is finally here and my mood has turned a one-eighty in the best way. i’m living in sundresses and sleeveless tops again, driving with the windows down, and genuinely looking forward to being outside. summer’s just around the corner and i’m so ready for it. can you tell this is one of my favorite seasons? speaking of, if there was one season you had to live in all year-round, which would it be? / @moonlitstarter

[niihoran]

Sounds like you're having the time of your life there. And honestly, I feel like you should be sending those good weather vibes all the way to London because I know someone who would appreciate it. It's me, I'm the someone. Do I have to pick one? Cause I love both Spring and Autumn.