[samapitongzabala]

Also if anyone is interested, here’s the score I arranged for the High School Musical genre-bending movie trailer school project

[dalpuri]

The first pages of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales.

[od-kahane-chai-deactivated20170]

The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like ‘Yo where’s the till?’ And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, ‘Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.’ ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that I’m trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile I’ve ever seen on a human face and asks, ‘Would you like to use Apple Pay?’ Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it’s okay, I don’t need a fucking receipt. What, you mean you’re going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You’re not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You’re not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that’s gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[toshio]

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

(screams into the void)

(the void pours two cups of coffee, sits down to listen)

(sobs quietly) thank you void, it has been a stressful month

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh… vampire: Look in a what ? me: uhhhhh vampire: I want to hear you say it

[sinkdraws]

inspired by @flaminmullet and @jaydirb ‘s genius textpost :’)

[winnifredburkle]

FMA + text posts: 9/ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[axelsandwich]

kings rising takeaways: nikandros is a bro

[bisexualwinry]

bonus Mama Hawkeye appreciation:

[redditfront]

[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

[ladeemidnight]

Delete this post immediately.

[16th-of-a-twigg]

Self indulgent mouth practice that I finally finished cleaning up.

x

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[dead-kaworu-deactivated20160711]

What why did he do that

[flowury]

can ted cruz have a normal human interaction

[hemhemwhimper]

Here’s the thing, I absolutely love their relationship in trials of Apollo it’s the fucking cutest thing ever. I had a fucking fit when Will first called Nico his boyfriend. But I miss the cute awkward parts that begin the relationship. The awkward moments were they catch each other starring from across the dining pavilion and immediately looking away in embarrassment. When they accidentally brush hands when reaching for the same dagger. Getting teamed up for capture the flag and announcing they like each other when all the others are fighting and having no idea what to do then cause they’re adorable. I almost feel cheated but I’m still hella crazy that Nico’s finally happy.

[joregrye]

SHE WASN’T TALKING ABOUT HAVING A CONDIMENT IN HER BAG!!!!

[hoodoodyke]

JESUS CHRIST

[thebigblackwolfe]

JESUS

[sauvamente]

ON SITE

[peaceinspace]

[threesitarheroes]

@stoicitious @pinkrhinoceros

[pinkrhinoceros]

This is hands down the best thing I’ve seen today I’m crying KHIII better have Nicki Minaj as a secret coliseum boss

[nijuukoo]

I had to draw it.