I love having brain cells!
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

ellievsbear

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

seen from Argentina
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seen from T1

seen from Malaysia

seen from Indonesia

seen from United States
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@peaceinspace
I love having brain cells!
Tobal 2 (DreamFactory / Square - PS1 - 1997)
for a better tomorrow
Pardon me while I HIT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
🥘 stillstainless following
full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
🔲 tupperware follow
can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
🍳 cast-iron following
op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
🔲 tupperware follow
can you actually fuck off
🥣 countercandy mutuals
fav thing to hold
fruit
vegetables
keys
candy
soup
something else/not a bowl
☕ mug-shots follow
i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO
🐾 dogbowl follow
dusty ass
🍴silverwarewolf following
all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3
#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok
🥡 lunchb0x follow
Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year
#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang
🔁cast-iron following
anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains
tupperware answered: what if i killed myself
🥤 papercup mutuals
WASP IN ME
Startup idea of the day: gasket you can place around the soda can's pull tab
to transform the pshht sound into a fart, so you can finally open a can of soda in a bathroom stall without any of your co-workers realizing you're drinking a Coke on the toilet.
this is how this website sounds sometimes
I think it would be fun to go full out with “1001 Arabian Nights” orientalized fictional New York setting. It’s somehow always the 20s, and 80s and also contemporary. There’s depression era gangsters and Wall Street finance bros. Spider-man or the Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles might show up. The Mayor is never named but is a constantly felt presence. Sometimes the World Trade Centres are there, sometimes they’re not.
Batman the animated series
a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason
Deep Sea Creature Found In Titanic Wreckage
hotel transylvania parking job
Today's Gamer of the Day is Charles D'Onofrio of Lubbock, Texas. Congratulations, Charles!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Vincenzo D’Onofrio of Rome, Italy! Congratulations, Vincenzo!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Susie D’Onofrio of Cape Town, South Africa. Congratulations, Susie!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Little Paulie D’Onofrio of Cincinnati, Ohio! Congratulations, Paulie!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Makoto D’Onofrio of Kanagawa, Japan! Congratulations, Makoto!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Brianna D’Onofrio of Nice, France! Félicitations à vous, Brianna!
starting to think this is rigged in favor of the d'onofrio family..
Why
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Charles D’Onofrio Sr. of Lubbock, Texas! Congratulations, Charles Sr.!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Hector Hawkins-D’Onofrio of Newcastle upon Thyme, England! Congratulations, Hector!
The Gamer of the Day Institute is currently undergoing an internal audit and will resume services upon review.
After internal review, The Gamer of the Day Institute has found no evidence of tampering or stuffing ballots. We thank Mrs. Paula D’Onofrio for conducting the investigation. We now return to your regularly scheduled updates.
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Marco D’Onofrio of Recife, Spain! ¡Parabéns, Marco!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is De’Ron D’Onofrio of Venice Beach, Florida! Congratulations, De’Ron!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Frank Winthrop (neé D’Onofrio) from Blackpool, England! Congratulations, Frank!
Today’s Gamer of the Day is Father Roman D’Onofrio of Vatican City! Bless you, Father!