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@nikachus2
Meme idea
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it
like this
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion
OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET
Say no more
You are my personal hero I hope you know this
May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:
Oh my god
Put him in Pompeii
i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately
Firstly : holy crap that is a lot of fur for an 8 week old kitten.
Second : we are collecting kittens with strange meows this month apparently.
Third : I love him.
Fourth : my husband said no, because we already have a fluffy idiot son and do not need another.
Dee why would you hide this in the tags
I would adopt him on the spot.
I’ve always wonder what might have happened if before A Single Pale Rose, Steven wandered into a jewelry shop and struck up a conversation with the person behind the counter. “Oh yeah I’m pretty familiar with gems myself, I even have one embedded in my stomach” and he lifts up his shirt to reveal his gem stone which makes the jeweler bend down to examine it and goes “why that’s a mighty fine diamond you have there” and Steven is just like
today my students compared the fact that people in ancient rome would sometimes buy gladiator sweat to gamer girl bathwater, and teaching middle school has been worth it entirely just for that
a criminal #untitledgoosegame
Hold on, just adding to the entire “Noto is best Natasha illustrator” thing.
Compare these covers illustrated by different artists.
to these covers illustrated by Noto
What a difference, am I right?
YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID NOTO DOESN’T SEXUALIZE HER LIKE SHE’S A PIECE OF MEAT OR SMTH, even the panels (i can’t add images bc im on mobile) but Noto doesn’t give Natasha an unrealistically clinched waist or huge breasts the figure he draws on natasha is perfect toned, muscular waist with an adequately proportional bust, also thighs that are not too thin or thick but TONED. That FITS as a body type because she works out and it FITS bc its nor hyper sexualized in any way and for that alone mr. noto has my vote.
you know what I couldn’t stay away i’m adding pics.
#1: He’s noto’s natasha underwater:
there’s no overdefined bust, her hips, her thighs everything is realistic. he hasn’t added a glaze or smth over her suit to make it look extra-leathery or smth the suit is realistic as are as arms look how toned they are, how strong because she’s muscular and she needs that muscle.
#2: now there’s this whole panel:
look at those realistic action moves, nothing’s over sexualized about the way she falls or how her butt looks or smth. it isn’t overtly SEXU it’s realistic. She falls and scrambles and her chest isn’t popping out of her suit. ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT NOTICE HOW HER SUIT IS FULLY ZIPPED UP. NOT ENDING AT HER CLEAVAGE BUT UP TO THE FUCKING COLLAR.
#3: also, look at how he draws/colours her backside too:
there’s nothing hypersexualized about her butt. it’s normal. her thighs her legs, everything is in motion, in action and he draws her like she’s a CHARACTER not an object of the male gaze.
#4: ok here’s more action moves and LOOK:
look at how when she’s jumping, her hands are out to brace herself, how HER HAIR IS TIED BACK IN A PONYTAIL. How she’s kicking and loving and none of it is used to emphasize her butt or smth. its just realistic body movement. Look at the angles, the way she walks. She is on a mission and her face has EXPRESSIONS that show that she’s here ON BUSINESS and not to look pretty like most BW comics do. (refer to #2 for expressive faces as well)
#5: you might say, hey eldritch-beau thats just because he uses the colour black on her like that. to which i raise you:
he’s just as good at drawing Natasha in white and its the white fucking SUIT fellas, that suit FUCKS and its realistic too and just as GOOD so its not just his style of Natasha’s suit, it’s how he draws HER. He doesn’t draw her to fit the suit, he draws the suit to fit HER.
#6: now look at how he draws her in civilian clothes. I don’t even need to tell you the difference.
see how her clothes are not unnecessarily skin-tight? see how her pants/leggings are in civies are good in the sense that they let her move, breathe and not be restricted to just her being slender and looking sexy. Her coat flaps about, her shirt doesn’t stick to her skin, her pants are loose enough and SHE IS WEARING FLATS. She’s efficient and Noto draws her with that efficiency because she is a PERSON and the drawing is consistent, her figure is consistent and she isn’t very tall but that did not make Noto make her tiny. He made her muscular and you can SEE it in the calves, in how she moves and how she runs.
#7: here’s a pic of natasha coming home after a long day and you know what?
noto is the only valid make artist allowed to draw women lounging look at how there’s literally nothing sexualized about how she just flops onto the bed, how her waist isn’t five sizes smaller than her chest when she comes into her room. And when she’s just lying down. tired, she’s exhausted and you can see that. and it’s OK. she doesn’t have to fit the male gaze and it’s FINE.
tldr: noto’s art is amazing and besides the fact that I love the way he colours, I also REALLY love the way he draws Natasha and yall need to go read his comic run asap bc its really good and heartfelt and i can’t gush enough about his art and this post will get too long if I pull up every panel so I’ll leave this post here, go check out Natasha’s 2014 run. That was Noto’s and I can assure you, you wont regret it.
no but then there’s this page! This is maybe one of my favorite pages ever.
She’s washing her face! Getting dressed! Putting on makeup! And it’s just… the most boring, routine thing ever. She piles her hair on top of her head to keep it out of her way. She awkwardly stuffs her head through the neck of her shirt (you can see her bra, but it’s just a bra! Not even sort of sexualized, and neither are her unbuttoned pants in the preceding panel!) SHE DOES THE DOOFY OPEN-YOUR-MOUTH-OR-ELSE-THE-MASCARA-WON’T-WORK THING! She’s a gorgeous, alluring master assassin, but here she’s just a person getting ready for work (who happens to have a body in the bathtub, iirc…)
I love Noto’s Nat, and I miss her every day.
Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.
holy shit dude
I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society. As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society. As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%. It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing.
Turns out treating people like human beings makes them more likely to act like human beings….
But won’t that incentivize some people to go back there since they get treated so well and get a nice room versus the streets?
If you read the post above, it says Norway’s recidivism rate - that is, the rate of released criminals who go on to be arrested again - is 20% versus 76% in the United States, so for the most part, no.
Isn’t that white-lined black cross on a red field flag a Nazi flag? Are we going to talk about how wonderful it is a Nazi gets a nice halfway house?
other country: *outperforms us in any way*
some of yall: but there has to be something wrong with their system
what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc
peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”
clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt
literally everyone: who
clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers
(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)
fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off
i’m sorry it’s WHAT
TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.
Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.
Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.
It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.
do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends
The goose
is running loose
to the sound
of lizzo’s “juice.”
a++ markerting
god this is so fucking stupid i’m going to have a stroke
It’s just a photo opp for him
Alternative Endgame ending no.45.
Happy runs over Thanos with the car.
here’s the thing. if a piece of media’s only redeeming quality is that it has a lot of diversity and no good writing, no good character development, no good plot...i don’t really want it. i shouldn’t have to settle for scraps just because it comes in the flavor i want.