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TEXT 📲 MARLEY + NIKI
MARLS: Not unless you want to play fisticuffs with little Tommy Dawson. 😔
MARLS: Actually please don't, I need all of my clients to pay the bills.
niki: ugh fine. but if the little brat keeps messing with you, i'll talk to the parents. see if i can persuade them with the one thing every parent desperately needs when they have a child..
niki: coffee.
niki: also, marls, when was the last time you actually, oh i dunno.... RELAXED?
mercedesjonesx:
It has been entirely too long since I saw that movie, you’re making me want to watch it now! My personal favorite song from that though has always been In My Own Little Corner, but Impossible is a very close second. Can’t go wrong with either of those.
Yaaasss! Girl do it, hell, this whole town should watch that amazing-ass movie. It defined my childhood. Though, I suppose... A lot of the Gen-Z kids wouldn’t know what it is. Which just--Hurts me. I love ‘In My Own Little Corner’. I used to sing that to myself all the time growing up. I’ll do that one. Thanks Mercedes, you always know how to hook a girl up.
TEXTS 📲 MAL + NIKI
Mal: i've yet to see proof of that
Mal: and since you're the same height as most children...
niki: aren't you a peach.
niki: i will fucking cut you, maleficent.
📲 mercy + niki
mercy: well i'd really love to see that sometime
niki: you put a patent on something? as long as you don't pull a kardashian, i think we'll be fine.
ohmercymerose:
If you say so. There’s just something off with her face.
Seriously, how would I go about drunk + sport, without those two options?
Hide that shit in your purse or backpack and then pull out that flask and enjoy your night hitting brightly colored balls.
august-elliot:
Ahh, definitely didn’t miss those damn cicadas. Their vibrating/rattling sound makes my skin crawl. If you ever find a way to get rid of them forever, let me know ‘cause I’d love to aid in their permanent removal.
Like I said. I can get my mom’s boyfriend’s flamethrower and... Find a way to get rid of the filth. Though I think I might scare the locals if they see a tiny person running around with something that’s got flames shooting out of it. Maybe I’ll just hand it off to you.
ohmercymerose:
Anne Hathaway makes me wanna rip my eyes out.
You mean just, doing those things, but paying for the $9 piss water? Or going into a family arcade bombed?
The Princess Diaries were a TREASURE. I can’t believe you.
..............Dear God. Who hurt you today?
📲 mercy + niki
mercy: what do you have a patent on it?
mercy: what even is a patent actually
mercy: do you know? does anyone know?
niki: nah, she definitely does.
niki: something you clearly don't know or care about.
niki: its something that gives you legal rights over a property or some shit. so yes, i know what it is.
📲 mercy + niki
mercy: thats on u
mercy: i mean have i really ever been anything else
niki: there is only one person allowed to get away with being a bitch besides me and that's my older sister.
niki: 🙄
TEXT 📲 MARLEY + NIKI
MARLS: HI!
MARLS: I'm not stressed but I have been baking and now have three dozen cupcakes in my kitchen so, how many can I put you down for?
niki: .............
niki: you sure you're good?
niki: do i need to fight someone?
lucsmythe:
It was basically the rehab motto. That and crap about forgiveness. Don’t tell me that or I’ll assume I’m getting a free cup every time I’m going in there and feel up for it.
Ah, self love fit in there, I’m assuming. Pfftt, I think I can spare the free drink for you for at least a couple months. Besides, I’ll just make the douchebags pay double. It’s not like they ever actually look at their receipt anyway.
TEXTS 📲 MAL + NIKI
Mal: i thought you had in a childish attempt at flirting. i'm wounded.
Mal: also getting very drunk is the point, keep up pls.
niki: i am the furthest thing from childish. bitchy, yes. childish? no.
niki: ugh god.
📲 mercy + niki
mercy: apparently not
mercy: what if i want u to get yelled at today?
niki: i have failed you.
niki: fucking rude.
ohmercymerose:
A postage stamp?
It’d be a lot easier to do something fun, if someone gave me something fun to do.
Its a reference to the best series of Anne Hathaway movies. How dare you.
Go drunk bowling. Or do drunk mini golf. That’s actually really fucking fun.
august-elliot:
I never realized how accustomed I’ve gotten to city noise. Car alarms, yelling, an upstairs neighbor’s heavy footsteps? Sure, I’ll sleep right through that. But pure quiet? I never knew silence could be so deafening. I think the sound of my hair growing is louder than this.
Just poke your head out around 9 pm or so. You’ll hear those damn cicadas that I wish I could throw into a fiery volcano.
📲 mercy + niki
MERCY: so like. hypothetically
MERCY: if i forgot to text a girl back for 3 months and then send her a nood on snapchat, does that make me a bad person?
MERCY: discuss with the class
niki: jfc did i teach you nothing.
niki: it makes you a dumbass. and don't tell marls i called you that. i don't want to get yelled at today.
ohmercymerose:
Don’t be shy, make him cry.
Or cancel him on Twitter. Something. My week has been so fucking boring.
Wonderful slogan, remind me to put that on a postage stamp.
I can’t even with Twitter. I just go on there to look at all the cringe people to be honest. Well then do something fun, chica.