Out.
If you have found yourself here, which you should not have, my name is Nikita BeetleDust. I run the Wizard City Hospital and the Ravenwood Clinic, and all of you drive me to the brink of insanity with your ceaseless stream of ridiculous injuries and ailments. My irritating interns pressured me to create this blog. What nonsense.
Tags:
#magical doctor in the house: My riveting posts, most often from elbow deep in someone's rib cage. Do not inquire as to how this is done. I have eleven toes and I can type with all of them. That is an unrelated statement.
#magical malpractice: Posts containing interactions with the people of Wizard City, many of whom cannot stay out of my office for more than a week. Question not the name choice.
#magical doctor answers: My ask tag. Provided I am not performing surgery on another sky squid victim, I tend to answer in a timely fashion.
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Out of character:
I'm bored and pretending to be a wizard on the Internet. Carry on.
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@short-circuit-the-great for more antics and horrors.
