I can fix it!

[nikitheenderman]

This blog is for @lanusky-the-imparity-goddess & @drista-the-parity-goddess ' eldest daughter, Niki! follow her adventures in Essempi as she tries to live up to her Auntie's legacy and make her mothers proud, while navigating growing up and being a teenager!

Taglist

the cool mom [drista-the-parity-goddess] - @drista-the-parity-goddess

mama! [lanusky-the-imparity-goddess] - @lanusky-the-imparity-goddess

niki squared [phoenixchick] - @phoenixchick

grammy [hergoddessofdeath] - @hergoddessofdeath

why is he a lifeguard? [beloved-eccedentesiast] - @beloved-eccedentesiast

[nikitheenderman]

Y'know, parties really aren't my scene... But, y'know, I did have one funny little idea!

[nikitheenderman]

I mean, nobody in our house actually eats the mayonaisse... and there's a punch bowl right there!

[nikitheenderman]

Y'know, parties really aren't my scene... But, y'know, I did have one funny little idea!

[nikitheenderman]

So! Did you have fun with Aimsey? What'd you two do?!

I did, thank you for asking! I-

[She glitches]

Oh, it must have been so eventful, I can hardly remember!

[phoenixchick]

Hey, are you-! Oh wow, hi! It's been awhile, it's Drista from highschool!

-@drista-the-parity-goddess

oh my god, no way! how are you? it's been so long!

[drista-the-parity-goddess]

[Applause track]

I'm good, haha! Got married, adopted kids, y'know! You look so good, man, how are you?

[phoenixchick]

No way, me too! Well, two adopted and one little bun in the oven. 

(Awwwww)

How many kids have you got?

[drista-the-parity-goddess]

Four! Three triplets and their older sister- say, I actually have something to tell you! I think it'll be a real fun fact, haha!

(Ooooooo...)

[phoenixchick]

oh? do share!

(she grins and leans forward.)

[lanusky-the-imparity-goddess]

[The program turns to static for just a moment. Did time pass? You, the viewer, can't tell. And if, when you next check the date, five days have passed, it rolls off your mind like water.]

[Your screen flashes "Technical Difficulties"]

[We return to your program, now.]

[nikitheenderman]

(Wherever she was no longer matters, she is suddenly by Drista, and smiling and waving.)

[nikitheenderman]

She does seem super cool!

right? :D

[nikitheenderman]

Woah- sorry- holy crap is that someone my age??--

[Aimsey apologizes, before getting a shocked look on her face. She shakes her head before backing up.]

Sorry for bumping into you-

~ @amsytvrp

Oh! H- hey!

[She smiles nervously, and waves.]

You have nothing to, uh, apologize for, man! I haven't seen another teen around here, hah!

[amsytvrp]

Well this got awkward really quick--

[She rubs her neck nervously, before returning the wave.]

I haven't either! Excuse my excitement, i'm not used to talking to someone else my age, aha!

[Aimsey clears her throat.]

I'm Aimsey, you are..?

[nikitheenderman]

My name's Niki! Yeah, I figured I'd probably have to wait to go to the infamous Essempi High before I met another teen. Aimsey's a cool name, I've never heard it before!

[amsytvrp]

Oh gosh, i'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that. Niki is a very cool name too! I've only met people with names like Daisy or something.

[nikitheenderman]

Really? Huh, didn't know that was a common name. Do you like the beach?

[amsytvrp]

Kinda, it's not my super favorite place, sand tends to get stuck it my stuff a lot, which sucks.

[nikitheenderman]

Hah- oh my god- same! I really don't like to be here, honestly.

[She gestures to herself.]

I mean, Endermen don't really mix well with the ocean, haha!

[amsytvrp]

Oh! They really don't! Wanna ditch the ocean? Not really many people around anyway-

[nikitheenderman]

Oh hell yeah! C'mon, let's go!

[She smiles, and suddenly she's teleported away. A moment later she reappears.]

Woops! forgot you can't teleport, haha!

[Laugh track.]

[nikitheenderman]

Aimsey seems so cool!

[nikitheenderman]

Woah- sorry- holy crap is that someone my age??--

[Aimsey apologizes, before getting a shocked look on her face. She shakes her head before backing up.]

Sorry for bumping into you-

~ @amsytvrp

Oh! H- hey!

[She smiles nervously, and waves.]

You have nothing to, uh, apologize for, man! I haven't seen another teen around here, hah!

[amsytvrp]

Well this got awkward really quick--

[She rubs her neck nervously, before returning the wave.]

I haven't either! Excuse my excitement, i'm not used to talking to someone else my age, aha!

[Aimsey clears her throat.]

I'm Aimsey, you are..?

[nikitheenderman]

My name's Niki! Yeah, I figured I'd probably have to wait to go to the infamous Essempi High before I met another teen. Aimsey's a cool name, I've never heard it before!

[amsytvrp]

Oh gosh, i'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that. Niki is a very cool name too! I've only met people with names like Daisy or something.

[nikitheenderman]

Really? Huh, didn't know that was a common name. Do you like the beach?

[amsytvrp]

Kinda, it's not my super favorite place, sand tends to get stuck it my stuff a lot, which sucks.

[nikitheenderman]

Hah- oh my god- same! I really don't like to be here, honestly.

[She gestures to herself.]

I mean, Endermen don't really mix well with the ocean, haha!

[nikitheenderman]

Woah- sorry- holy crap is that someone my age??--

[Aimsey apologizes, before getting a shocked look on her face. She shakes her head before backing up.]

Sorry for bumping into you-

~ @amsytvrp

Oh! H- hey!

[She smiles nervously, and waves.]

You have nothing to, uh, apologize for, man! I haven't seen another teen around here, hah!

[amsytvrp]

Well this got awkward really quick--

[She rubs her neck nervously, before returning the wave.]

I haven't either! Excuse my excitement, i'm not used to talking to someone else my age, aha!

[Aimsey clears her throat.]

I'm Aimsey, you are..?

[nikitheenderman]

My name's Niki! Yeah, I figured I'd probably have to wait to go to the infamous Essempi High before I met another teen. Aimsey's a cool name, I've never heard it before!

[amsytvrp]

Oh gosh, i'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that. Niki is a very cool name too! I've only met people with names like Daisy or something.

[nikitheenderman]

Really? Huh, didn't know that was a common name. Do you like the beach?

[nikitheenderman]

Woah- sorry- holy crap is that someone my age??--

[Aimsey apologizes, before getting a shocked look on her face. She shakes her head before backing up.]

Sorry for bumping into you-

~ @amsytvrp

Oh! H- hey!

[She smiles nervously, and waves.]

You have nothing to, uh, apologize for, man! I haven't seen another teen around here, hah!

[amsytvrp]

Well this got awkward really quick--

[She rubs her neck nervously, before returning the wave.]

I haven't either! Excuse my excitement, i'm not used to talking to someone else my age, aha!

[Aimsey clears her throat.]

I'm Aimsey, you are..?

[nikitheenderman]

My name's Niki! Yeah, I figured I'd probably have to wait to go to the infamous Essempi High before I met another teen. Aimsey's a cool name, I've never heard it before!

[nikitheenderman]

Woah- sorry- holy crap is that someone my age??--

[Aimsey apologizes, before getting a shocked look on her face. She shakes her head before backing up.]

Sorry for bumping into you-

~ @amsytvrp

Oh! H- hey!

[She smiles nervously, and waves.]

You have nothing to, uh, apologize for, man! I haven't seen another teen around here, hah!

[lanusky-the-imparity-goddess]

Alright everyone! Time for sunscreen! ^_^

[nikitheenderman]

ugh, moooommmm, i dont even wanna be here, can't i just sit in the car?