I don't know what I'm doing.

I take photos. They're badly composed and completely uninteresting.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[danineedshelp]

….. Bagel?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bagel.

[doodlemeariver]

Roasted bagel

[themunflower]

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

[jtranageder1]

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

[arorea]

[genericpuff]

was literally thinking the other day that i could really use one of those lucky golden potato posts right about now

this is obviously a burning bagel and not a golden potato but i suppose it’ll do LOL

[liongrl321]

lol yes

[the-real-ecosia]

Well I can’t really retweet is because this is tumblr 🙃

[realsafari]

kinda need this rn.

[totallycirclek]

please bagel

[ravewing]

hi bagel please help me out with #rares on #animal jam thanks

[angst-is-yumyumm]

Pls babel

[hardtchill]

Christen in 2012: this chick is dead to me Also Christen in 2012: hmmmm, who do i want as my roommate? I guess Tobin Heath is kinda hot, for a dead chick at least

Tobin:

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[eleanorreadsandwritesromantasy]

At this point literally anything helps.

[mango-mingi]

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

[kimlockholmes]

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

[alunarrose]

Some 2023 Katie bangers™

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[equal-pay]

I wish Paul Riley was rotting in prison tbh but failing that I hope he's having a miserable night seeing Mana and Sinead win the NWSL championship together after they were able to expose him for what he is and end his career.

[womanwithahotdogstand]

Winners: Former goth kids with bat obsessions, Rose Lavelle and Lynn Williams stans, people who chose Kriegs in the divorce and woso girlies with a soft spot for the Spanish women’s national team.

Losers: Anyone who “doesn’t see the appeal Midge Purce” and Ashlyn Harris.

[antifainternational]

[iamat0m]

[liberalsarecool]

Attn: transphobes

[xowoso]

Made me audibly gasp and laugh this morning https://twitter.com/beckytaylorgill/status/1684536178974785536?s=46&t=5MS-nJRE_o6_WH-_5XCR-g

[equal-pay]

Bahahahha

[uswntpoc]

foxsoccer THE SUPER FALCONS ARE SOARING 🇳🇬

[uswnt-has-my-heart]

i love women’s sports because players will literally try to kill each other on the field and then end the game by hugging each other and planning brunch.

meanwhile in men’s sports, a man will commit a penalty against his best friend of 10 years and suddenly they’re requesting trades away from each other and both of their social medias have been nuked.

[crunchygranoladyke]

vlatko in the olympics: i will sub the entire front line at once even if it makes no sense with how the game is going :)

vlatko in the world cup: oh you want to see lynn? you want to see lynn williams? we need someone to score a goal to win the game? fuck you i'm not making any subs :)

[chipthekeeper]

Can’t imagine a pair of commentators I’d want to hear less than carli lloyd and alexi lalas

[uswntpoc]

How Fox thought that was a good idea, I'll never know!

[midnight-ramblingswfc]

Captain McCabe is ready to board the plane and take the chaos to Australia

[liberalsarecool]

If your domestic politics involve abusing the Geneva Convention and destroying human rights to appease an extreme cult, you have failed.

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[fullyerecteggplant]

[thunderquads2]

Jonas: I think we're missing something.

Kim: Teamwork?

Leah: Cohesion?

Katie: Half of our fucking team?