Wow I was almost over all my exes and then I rewatched The Big Lebowski and now I'm definitely over all my exes
— Aubrey Jacobowitz (@femmist) May 29, 2016

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Wow I was almost over all my exes and then I rewatched The Big Lebowski and now I'm definitely over all my exes
— Aubrey Jacobowitz (@femmist) May 29, 2016
“At the age of 23, Nikki Black was diagnosed with breast cancer and decided to laugh about it. A week after being diagnosed, Black took the stage with a glass of wine in hand to joke about not being able to run a marathon or breastfeed a child. "You feel better about yourselves?" she asked, before joking about God's penchant for giving people cancer. That was three years ago; now Black is in remission and still making jokes about herself. Except now they're about her crippling anxiety and having fallen in love with a crack addict.“
Got listed in this Bustle article with 13 other awesome ladies.
This is me hosting High School Girls Friday night, photo courtesy of Anthony Tocchio.
Somebody said it looks like Tim Burton’s Pokémon. Can’t wait for the next one on March 4th.
Hosted the first High School Girls comedy show yesterday with Mikey Heller (@yoyorobot on twitter) and it was so much fun. Couldn’t be happier.
Also, p. proud of myself for this poster.
A strong, intelligent man freed a woman from her inner shackles on Friday when he yelled at her for reapplying lipstick in a bar. “I just never thought about makeup as a tool of societal oppression before,” says Heather Durning, 24, of Los Angeles. “Thank God he was there to explain it to me.” Chet Blakely, 32, savior of womankind, knew he had to step in when he saw Durning hand her drink to her date and reach inside her purse. “I walked up to her and was just like, ‘Yo, that’s really fucked,’” says Blakely. “At first I could tell she was kind of like, ‘What is this guy’s deal?’ which I get a lot because my ideas are so radical, but I think after I explained what sexism is she could tell I was a nice guy.” “At first I was like, ‘What?’” Durning confirms, “But then he kept saying he was a nice guy and I at least owed him a coffee date, so I figured, ‘yeah, he seems nice.’” Blakely explained to Durning that certain choices she makes have been instilled in her by a system of oppression and should be eschewed, even if they’re behaviors she enjoys. “Plus, you look pretty without lipstick,” he added, touching her upper arm. “Women should break free from societal conventions, especially the convention that they shouldn’t be openly sexual,” says Blakely. “There just aren’t that many feminist guys out there and women are running around sleeping with the wrong kinds of men when they could be getting showered in respect from guys like me.” Durning learned a lot from Blakely before leaving the bar with her boyfriend, including that “monogamy is just another trapping of the patriarchy.” Blakely will continue his efforts to educate women about their own internalized sexism, but hopes that next time his attempts will be more fruitful. “Woulda been nice if she’d gone home with me, but she seemed kind of stuck up and trapped in her oppressed views,” he says. “Whatever, her loss.”
Hey, it’s my latest for Reductress! Check it out ya’ll.
Hey, it’s me being a silly haha girl! Watch it! Judge me!
hello little chickadees if you wanna catch me tonight i’ll be at rafa’s on sunset, one of my fav places to be <3
doing this sweet thang tonight! hopefully gonna get a real nice vid.
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How does a woman reconcile her quest for gender equality with her quest for glory? I’m not like most other women. I love bingeing on chicken wings and throwing back a few beers, I wear combat boots instead of heels, and I’m immortal. Girls may glance at me sideways for this, but it’s just who I am. Always have been more of a guy’s girl and also immortal. It’s not that I’m not a feminist; it’s just that I constantly find myself in competition with other women—for men, at work, in a seemingly never-ending quest for ultimate knowledge. It takes up all my time and energy, and I just don’t know that I have enough empathy left over to support other women. Frankly, doing so would get in the way of my quest of becoming the Highlander. Do you know what it’s like to be pressured by society to tell another woman she looks good when she might also be waiting for a chance to slay you and drain your life-force? It’s fucking exhausting. Feminism as a movement really speaks to me, because I don’t want to be treated like an object or a stereotype of a person; I want to be treated like the individual I am—a bloodthirsty killer who will do anything for a quickening. I know so many women who don’t even know they can achieve a quickening. It’s sad and points to a lack of education around women’s immortality and what we can achieve when we know ourselves and behead our partner. Or a perfect stranger who is very clearly also immortal. There is nothing wrong with murdering somebody you only met that night and we shouldn’t judge women for that sort of personal choice. Women shouldn’t be ashamed of telling people their number. When I talk to a woman with a high number, I’m like, “Damn girl, your thoughts will forever be consumed with the cries of the dead. Killin’ the game.” This is how society should treat all female immortals. On the other hand, there can only be one. So while I’m giving major compliments and paying tribute to the mighty, there’s also a big part of me that’s like, “Okay, so now it’s weird because we both want to absorb the invaluable lessons and skills of the other via decapitation, and we should just be real about that.” It’s like I can’t just be happy for another immortal woman without wishing it was me awash in the glow of a recent quickening instead of her, or picturing the look on her face right before I deal my final blow. I just always reach this point with those kinds of women when we both realize we’re thinking about killing each other, and it makes it really hard not to be catty. I want women to succeed and I think it’s important for all of us to band together and demand equality, but I also want to soak the streets in the blood of my frenemies. It’s hard to be sworn to the sisterhood when you’re already sworn to the sword, but being a better feminist is a process, and I’ll keep living and learning, which will get increasingly easier as I consume the wisdom of those who have fallen before me. Because, in the end, we’re all in this together—and only one of us will survive.
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Oh! Also I was on Al Jazeera’s The Stream talking about how problematic “breast cancer awareness” can be. ☆(ゝω・)v
I haven’t posted in forever but I did this show the other night and it ruled! Great feminized space, great audience, amazing artists, and, of course, wine <3
Just got added to this show hosted by the lovely Matt Kiel. Come out or don’t it’s gonna rule either way.
This is tonight! Come out and support or whatever.
Preparing for the moment of singularity by flirting with Rock n’ Rollbot. Check out Welcome to Anhedonia.
Phawker did a nice little write up on the latest installment of Welcome to Anhedonia, featuring Rodney Anonymous of the Dead Milkmen and yours truly, sexy talking to a robot.