serena marie hayes; sixteen, sophomore, rally girl, drunken lil idiot, shoe lover, rachel hilbert.
pageant princess: until she was finally able to tell her mother she had enough, she spent most of her youth and early pre-teen years in child pageants. now she’s like, fuck that.
is kind of an idiot, a lil bit flakey, and kind of unmeaning to be a snob (ok maybe just a little bit)
your fav rally girl. she can’t do your homework without guaranteed failure or bake anything without including weed butter in it, but she can craft the hell out of anything and everything and you know, will do anything that guarantees a win.
lover of all things drake, lil wayne, and luke bryan. recognize.
her parents are in the midst of a divorce (omg!!!) so with her father renting up a place in philly and her mother visiting her grandparents the next town over, she’s utilizing her free weekends to host parties anytime they’re not home. they have a pool and jacuzzi and kegs, so, y’know.
failed the sixth grade lmao. she’s just really not booksmart.
serena holds grudges over stupid shit but when it’s things that should matter, she forgets.
definition of a basic white girl. she weeps everyday that davis doesn’t put in a starbucks right around the corner from her house.
she has a bong named sparklez that is bedazzled. do you think she’s playin
will torment you on ur choice of outfit.
literally the happiest, ridiculous drunk. love her.
she did gymnastics for like two years so think she’s hot shit compared to the cheerleaders and is above them~ (but she’s really not)
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everything? (i know, so helpful)
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