Escaping Wonderland

In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization. -Nikola Tesla

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

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[tchaikovskaya]

the ears on the o in divorce lmaooooo

[imots]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nikkyskyy]

Lmfaoo

[80s-keery-deactivated20260805]

[futurist]

you sure are

[nikkyskyy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most unrealistic thing in movies is that everyone waits their turn to talk.

[onodera-kosaki]

[badluckbirb-deactivated20220423]

Where is the rest OP ?!  WHERE?! 

[guy]

i need this full thing tho

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[nikkyskyy]

I just looked this all up and wow. It's a very interesting way to be buried. When deceased put in a position that when discovered your mummified body is still like that.

[nikkyskyy]

So I planned on killing myself today...

I woke up today, I went to the bathroom, I looked myself in the mirror, brushed my hair and my teeth. I got ready and went to wake my daughter. Got her dressed, brushed her hair, and placed her in her play den. Went to the kitchen started breakfast. Finished the cooking, picked her up and put her in her chair. Got our plates ready and I fed her while I ate myself. We finished eating so I went with her to the den to play more. She got tired so I put her for a nap. And at noon I got her ready again and went to do some errands. Got done, came back, was supposed to go to park but stayed home instead, played a little more, she wanted to watch TV so we watched her shows. I gave her a little snack, and she wanted to take a nap. So she fought her nap. Around 6 I made dinner, we both ate, and I gave her a bath. Put more TV on for her. She got tired around 8 so by 9 she was fast asleep. I've been watching movies all night. And I cant sleep. My daughter sleeps so calmly.

[ruinedchildhood]

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

[nikkyskyy]

Omg

[buzzfeedrewind]

Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.

[nikkyskyy]

9 weeks.

A part of me just died, and it is still inside me.

[darcylindbergh]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[dont-taunt-the-octopus]

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

[girl-esque]

this actually made me laugh out loud