[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[barstoolblues]

i cant waste time applying for jobs i need to gather nuts and seeds for winter

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[b-vandykei]

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

[stjohnstarling]

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

[animentality]

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[beauvilliers]

PWHL Walter Cup Finals 2026 Montréal Victoire @ Ottawa Charge | May 20, 2026

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[holdoncallfailed]

beautiful women named cornell lab of ornithology keep emailing me

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere