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Reread all of Guardian over the course of two days and I gotta say, Shen Wei is so funny.

The way he's so dramatic? I mean, "Live or die, it'll be by my hand"? "I'm giving you a choice but I'm not giving you anytime to think about it, tell me your answer now"?? "I guess I'll sacrifice myself without taking you with me but I'll take all of your memories of me with me"??? Man's amazing. The way Zhu Hong totally called that he was manipulating Zhao Yunlan and told Zhao Yunlan about it, and Yunlan ultimately decided to let himself be manipulated? The way he tells Zhao Yunlan that he's manipulating Yunlan and Yunlan still goes with it?

I love drama Shen Wei but unhinged, barely-able-to-control-his-urges, thinks-about-murdering-his-beloved-so-they-can-never-be-used-against-him, was-only-chill-with-the-sacrificing-himself-plan-if-he-could-sacrifice-his-beloved-along-with-him, manipulative, scheming little mountain ghost Shen Wei will always be my favourite.

I mean, come on. Man literally unpossessed his own body when he got drunk. He stalked his crush for thousands of years. He has a room full of photos and paintings of one guy. He's the final boss of yearning and obsession. He's absolutely wild. Mad even. But he also very carefully takes care of all of Yunlan's subordinates because he knows they're dear to him and he takes care of Yunlan even to his own detriment and they laugh together and are comfortable together and I just find Zhao Yunlan caving to Shen Wei hilarious like. Zhao Yunlan is so mad that he's not topping but we all know Shen Wei's pouting him into bottoming and the mental image is just so funny.

heymeowmao

暗河传 | Blood River E31 ° Very well, Master Su. You're worthy of the name!

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lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

crayyola-deactivated20220827

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

antique-scarecrow

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

kingantlion-deactivated20231130

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

movielosophy

Blood River | He doesn't mind being an errand man for Mu Yu.

heymeowmao

水龙吟 | Whispers of Fate E20 ° Human nature is innately good.

danmeidiaries

Mysterious Lotus Casebook 5

- Nevermind I think this whole family is just fucked

Side note, is the bestie the princess from Word of Honor that Zhuo Zishu’s junior carved the hairpin for who died in episode 1? Since I found out the purple robed guy was Ye Baiyi I think im spotting WoH characters everywhere

- poor Qiushang though. Her entire family unit absolutely sucks.

- Li Lianhua has two moods; Sherlock Holmes and “Where’s the exit”

- If I had a nickel for every cdrama I’d seen where Chen Duling played a girl who ends up practically third wheeling what the boyfriends are doing I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. (Obviously I don’t know that’s what’s gonna happen here but I’m getting vibes)

- Also thank you to @a-sea-with-no-shores who pointed out this is Ye Baiyi from Word of Honor

- I have been informed that this guy is also crucial to the shipping in this show and though I was having a ‘Press X to Doubt’ moment when I found that out, I will say he’s making a compelling argument. So we’ll see how we go through the show and whether I end up poly shipping them all or if I land on a side. Also he seems to have a yandere situation brewing with that saintess that I’m sure won’t become a problem later.

- Sixth Date in and goddamit Li Lianhua, I was just praising how nothing went wrong on the fifth date and then you go and sedate your boyfriend again.

- I feel like Fang Duobing did attend the Wen Kexing School of Getting a Boyfriend that Ruan Lanzhu passed with flying colors but he just hasn’t quite figured out his game plan yet. Maybe he hasn’t graduated.

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thecollectibles

Cats by Kateryna Korol

major-knighton

It was cocky and overconfident to call the Titanic "unsinkable" but one thing that's overlooked is that she was genuinely really, unusually solid. She could float even with 4 compartments fully flooded, which even a lot of modern day ships can't do.

And it's not like they were wrong about her being solid! Olympic, her identical sister ship, survived being torpedoed and then running over the U-Boat that fired that torpedo. Those ships were solid.

It's very clear that absolutely no other ship in 1912 would have been able to survive that collision, and it's a testament to the quality of the ship that she didn't sink in a few minutes Empress of Ireland style. Part of what makes the Titanic such a tragic story is that it isn't a group of rich idiots locking themselves in a shoddy iron barrel to go 4km underwater. It was 2200 people, most of whom were poor immigrants, on a reliable ship on a commonly-made journey, and then something went horribly, unpredictably wrong.

weiyuheng

someone made a song about That One Staircase that's in every guzhuang drama ever so i translated it LOL

it's very rushed and i haven't watched all of these shows so idk how the official subs translated certain place names but i did my best

all errors are mine <3

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dangermousie

And we end on my OTP riding off together, platonic bro roomates they are!!!

Muyu's response? To put on the ring Changhe gave him as an epic song plays ummmmmm UMMMMMMM

You are each other's light, boys!

And Muyu is Changhe's moon.

Best ending!!!!

This is the one fall drama going on my faves of the year list.

mythochondrion

Wu Xie: Introducing a new alignment - Chaotic Lawful.

Wu Xie: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Pangzi: It's Xiaoge~

Wu Xie: Pssst.

Professor Wang: Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

strandedchesspiece

(Ep 52)

I think about this scene a lot. Despite the fact that Li Cu has just been thrown from a window and is all ragdoll and a super cute whumpee, I’m always stuck on Wu Xie here. His line “Sorry, I’m late” and Hei Xiazi’s little lip quirk at the end, either in response to Wu Xie’s tenderness, (or does he know the significance of that one line?), or his own relief that Li Cu is actually still alive. Gaaaaaaah.

mythochondrion

HXZ : So much quality whump. The kid must be yours.

WX : Seriously?!