NinjaMaster231456

I occasionally post about Warframe and have been begging for Twin Hek

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Somber lightning

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I love the Jat Kusar

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PoV: You are fighting Oltyx

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Shout out to that one 1999 enemy who charges us with agricultural tools

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Which one is your favorite?

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Excerpt from The Infinite and The Divine:

‘You wish to worship machines?’ snarled Orikan. ‘On your knees.’

The tech-priest dropped to their knees, then prostrated themself in the

hazily glowing silt, surrounded by shredded sponge. The priest’s right

hand, twisting at an unnatural angle, held the beam pistol to the back of

their own head.

Orikan did not wait to see the pistol go off.

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Saw this crewman art on Twitter and I had to do this

Original art by Pimoa_Cthulhu

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Just noticed the "This is what you are" motif in the 1999 trailer

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Legacy

Happy belated birthday to the best Cephalon in the System.

As a tribute to Ordis' 10th Annniversary, here is a portrait of the "Hero of the Tenno".

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Hold Ordis gently, like Hamburger

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FOR THE GLORY OF THE QUEENS! FOR THE GRINEER!

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What's your favorite type of Grineer melee weapons?

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Adeptus Grinartes

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Fuck zodiac signs, what's your favorite Grineer Corps?

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Warframe 1999 may be the single most batshit “fuck it let’s do some stupid shit” update ever created in a video game. Fuck it. Go back in time to 1999. swordfight your future self. The villain is a Jojo’s reference. There are sentient bioweapons that have been blasting a track by an evil boy band for over 100,000 years straight. It’s rumored Trent Reznor did the music, and that rumor is very obviously true. You swordfight a tank. And there’s dating sim elements

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Just had a terrifying thought, what if Ordis wasn't being hyperbolic?

In the secret Cephalon fragment recordings Ordis says he's killed enough people to create "a colossal moon of rib and skull". He was probably exaggerating but what if he wasn't?

The mass of the smallest moon in the solar system, Deimos, is roughly 1.5×1015 kg. The average human weighs around 70 kg. Doing the math that's roughly 21 trillion people killed to make this corpse moon.

This is an incredibly large number but honestly isn't entirely impossible.

For starters he wouldn't have had to do this all immediately, people in Warframe live for an incredibly long time. Darvo is 105 and is considered to be a teenager. If we assume Darvo is roughly 18 in our years then it's entirely possible he would've 4 to 5 centuries to complete his genocide rock.

Now about kill counts. During the Solaris United ARG it's stated that the Tenno killed 7 million Corpus in 3 hours. In order to reach 20 trillion corpses in 500 years Ordis would need to double that kill count. It certainly isn't possible for him to do it all personally but given that he was the Commander of a mercenary company distinguished enough to have one of its members offered the kuva it's possible he could've indirectly caused that many deaths with armies, bombs, starvation tactics, and other means.

Since he did this during the Height of the Orokin age which sees the Origin System as severely overpopulated its possible there were this many people around for him to kill.

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What do you mean darvo is a 105 year old teenager?

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In Operation: Ties that Bind, Darvo says he is 105 years old and complains about his dad treating him like a kid

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Rough day at work