Captain John Long-Cock

LETS BOLDLY GO, LOSERS British short-arse. Her/she pronouns, please. Cats, tea and Margaritas. Ask me about my many D&D characters MAH FACE This thing that I voice act in

[rapsunzel-blog]

[dianagraysonstucky-deactivated2]

Bucky automatic reflex: MUST PROTECT STEVE!

Steve automatic reflex: MUST PROTECT BUCKY!

[anakinskvwalkcr]

[rannoch]

video game challenge: [1/7] female characters  → tali’zorah vas normandy (mass effect)

“After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began.”

[fuertecito]

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

[eattheacid]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS IS THE MOST MALE BODY POSITIVITY COMMENT I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I’M PRINTING OUT THE CAPTION TOO. 

[tatalla]

Chris Evans and the eighth dwarf… XDDD

[trueloveistreacherous]

[discomboblo]

So. He’s a thing now apparently. I’ve no clue who he’s going to romance but hey we’ll see  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[joshpeck]

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

[mickeyandcompany]

Disney villains + concept art

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i mean i love cartoons about how the Kids Today are spending too much time on the Netflix and the Binge TV in general

but this one straight up says that the lady in blue watched about 47 hours of TV last night and the lady in pink watched 211 hours

no wonder their eyes are spirals, this is some junji ito shit

[newtnewt92]

Millenials are breaking the laws of space and time to watch their damn TV shows and they need to be stopped

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

millennials have no respect for anything, up to and including the basic laws of the universe

[camalyng]

I know that we can win

[egobuzz]

when in doubt just ask a dog 

[egobuzz]

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

[orewing]

better response than expected!

[lyinginbedmon]

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

[cyborg-furby]

[pavlovsfox]

[jonhconstantine]

90′s Space Pirate Diana in Wonder Woman vol. 2 #66-71 (1992)

[bifacts]

Life tip: If you hear someone say bisexuals are greedy, instead of arguing take the high road and prove them right by robbing them. 

[phobso]

Sleeping

[ancientannoyance]

Step 6: Lose the position to an up-and-coming motormouth hotshot???