Bisexuality Facts

 Feel free to submit your own super factual facts, here, should you wish. Please read the FAQ page before you send messages. We try to answer as many questions as we can, but basic questions answered in the FAQ page may not be answered. Please remember that we’re not able to tell you what your sexuality is, or how to label yourself, because that’s something only you can decide based on how you feel and what you feel comfortable identifying with! 

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

[bisexualsaregreat]

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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Not long to go. Sharpen your swords xx

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Wyd?

Also if you feel like, follow me on Twitter.

[dumb-vampire-aesthetic-deactiva]

Defining event so far. ...

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is this a threat

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It has been a few months and I think perhaps it was not a threat but a warning

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Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

[slaydrian34]

does it need to be a bisexual duck

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Yes

[zypherion-immortalis-deactivate]

Bisexual A4 paper too?

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Okay, now you’re just being silly.

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Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

[the-chemical-pilot]

Thank you.

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You’re welcome

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Fact: Isolation is difficult for the bisexual, as they always exists in a quantum state of both spending time with, and avoiding people simultaneously. This state is known as "bisolation".

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Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered

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Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.

[mydeadcarcass]

You fool… The sword choses the Bisexual.

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A few people have asked what happens if you hadn’t realised you’re sexuality at that age. Some bisexuals will intuitively pick or forge a sword before even realising their sexuality, though if this wasn’t you, don’t worry - you can choose a sword any time within a 2 year period of identifying as bi. Should you, however, miss the 2 year cut off, you can talk to the Bisexual Battalion Council though that’s a last resort as it’s a really bureaucratic process and they only ever apply to emails biannually (either twice a year or once every two years but they refuse to clarify which).

[vaingloriousactor-deactivated20]

I knew I always had my suspicions about the BBC

[lightningbugqueen]

I figured out I was, in fact, just plain gay instead of bisexual when I did not find my sword, instead a bunch of pretty girls

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Well despite the lack of weapons that's god damn lovely

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Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to dress up for Halloween. They’re terrifying to legions of both gay and straight people already.

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My favourite type of flower is Azealia Banks

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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Soon...

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I’ve learned a lot the past few years. For example, a phone torch does not make good mood lighting.

Also if you feel like, follow me on Twitter.

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Fact: Commonly bisexual people experience other people telling that they must be either straight or gay. This often happens because bisexual people don’t really exist. You might then wonder who runs this blog? It’s run by a robot. We’ve named him Trevor.

[sqhprotector]

Ok but who is ‘WE’ if bi people don’t exist 🤔

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Fuck…god damn it Trevor, you’re fired.

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BUT WHO HIRED TREVOR

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Trevor will not be taking questions at this time.

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