loony, lefty, lesbian madwoman

"I feel like if you don’t know I’m a lesbian in, like, the first five seconds you lay eyes on me then, you know, unfortunately for you, you need to go out and have a fucking cocktail once in a while." - LP . -Lexie. 30+. tired butch lesbian. She/her/hers sidebar gif made by me.

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miranda Lawson/Female Shepard, Miranda Lawson & Female Shepard, Miranda Lawson/Shepard, Miranda Lawson & Shepard Characters: Miranda Lawson, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Shepard (Mass Effect) Additional Tags: Fluff, Smut, Citadel DLC, Casino date, Shawson, femshawson, lawshep, Alice Joan Shepard, strap on, also there's prosthetic like strap on tech in this fic because fuck off it's the future, also biotics, Lesbian Sex, Soulmates, otp, miranda lawson is bisexual, my shepard is a lesbian, also has lots of tats and scars, Custom Shepard (Mass Effect), my shep is a paragon/colonist/sole survivor, anyway i think that's enough tags Summary:

Miranda Lawson invites her girlfriend out to the Silver Sun Casino for a night on the town, seeking some kind of normalcy in the midst of the reaper war. Commander Shepard has a few ideas up her sleeve, eager to drink the night away with the woman she loves.

A continuation of the Casino date where they get a little too drunk and a little too horny.

Edit: Now with an accompanying art piece!

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[foxs0x]

Laundry day…even mercs need to do their chores

[junkfoodcinemas]

Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron

[importantcatpics]

[pokemonarchive]

016 Pidgey (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[sweetrinaxd]

christine for international women's day!

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

So I am on my way back driving home from Alberta, and I stopped at a gas station about an hour from Winnipeg, just to take a short nap cuz it was getting on in the day, and went in to use the bathroom before leaving. In the stall I chose, someone had written “dykes are awesome” and then someone else had written with an arrow “I agree!” 😅 like thank you random Manitoba bathroom. (I left my phone in the car for once but it definitely made my day lol)

[sci-fi-gifs]

The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

Getting hammered with an old friend the night before I need to start driving across the country to get home is uh, it’s a choice lmaooo

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

Currently stopped to nap just past Moose Jaw, SK. I feel like death and no amount of caffeine is helping lmao

[sanctuarytiktok]

🌈Frill_ on TikTok🕊️

[marlynnofmany]

#this is one of those 'oh yeah we're stewards of the planet' moments #the skill with which she grabbed that bird tho #apex predators who take it upon themselves to heal and repair little things…

[gardensofcanaan]

@a-rogue-god

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

Getting hammered with an old friend the night before I need to start driving across the country to get home is uh, it’s a choice lmaooo

[cosmonautroger]

Wim Wenders, Paris Texas, 1984

[jellyfishsandywitch]

Who is this girl I see staring straight back at meeeee

If nobody notices the mirror is actually whatever the hell headpiece Flemeth wears in DA2 but I tried making it look like shards of mirror.

[hergreywarden]

Andraste's Grace

"Even in the midst of this darkness, there is hope and beauty. Have faith."

[thererisesaredstar]

Like Mama… (1977)

[vendean-comrade]

Smoking with mama

[transmechanicus]

Baby need smoko with mama