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Bone on my *&%$#

Oh give me a home

Where don Lothario hands roam.

Where he calls me "deer" as we roleplay.

Where often is seen

A prodigious peen.

And the guy is rock-hard all day.

#the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 simblr #humor #sim spice #don lothario #Prodigious Peen

Don Lothario creeping on my sim. Bruh, you knew she was trouble.

Poses courtesy of @surely-sims

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 #sims 4 simblr #sim spice #humor #don lothario

Yo, real talk. Is anyone else's getting a sudden uptick of porn accounts adding them, or am I being singled out (because of the SEX in my handle)???

Like I'm flattered & all but 🤔🤔🤔

#not sims #sim spice #like wtf

Summer lovin', had me a blast

#the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 simblr #heatwave means summer right?

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 #one night stand

Come to Seattle and ride the S.L.U.T (South Lake Union Trolley). No, really. Not "simspice" it's the moniker 😈

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 #sims 4 simblr #the dimitris #seattle #SLUT #RideTheSlut

When you're really into hot guys with MUMMY issues. Heh.

#halloween #Sims 4 #Simblr #mummy issues

The Insidious Vampire (a short story)

Dear Readers, I wrote a wholesome story that does NOT contain sexuality or profanity. It also does not take place in DJ’s World, for obvious supernatural reasons. Enjoy! “Your Majesty?” a vampire sweeps inside the throne room. His footsteps are desperate and deliberate as he makes his way to The Queen. “How dare you disturb her Majesty while she feeds!” a massive, blue-skinned vampire who is…

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#Comedy #Fiction #humor #Sim Story #Simlit #Sims #Sims 4 #supernatural #The Sims 4 #vampire #vampires

EUNUCHcorn #2: I'm SUPER, Thanks for Asking....

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims #simblr #ts4 #sims 4 simblr #ts4 simblr #new simblr #humor #the sims #my comic #the dimitris #dj cato

Why be an unicorn when you can be an EUNUCHcorn?! 🦄

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I ain't religious, but I am blasphemous. I ain't your Messiah, but this Bitch has risen.

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims #simblr #ts4 #new simblr

2.06 – DJ’s Story pt. 6 – "Nothing Happened"

The events of the past few days overwhelm DJ, and she uses an old friend for comfort. Afterwards, DJ discloses a painful memory.

**FINAL CHAPTER** *** Thank you to Lani, Darius & Khadijah’s creator for giving me permission to use her sims. PLEASE follow her on WordPress (LaniBunny): www.sweetdreams25.wordpress.com – Her first story is live, and is about a conversation between Lani and Darius. **** This story contains profanity, sensuality, infertility, and RAPE I want to clarify that this retelling is not like…

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#metoo #Fiction #life #serious topics #Sim Story #Simlit #Sims #Sims 4 #survivor #The Dimitris #The Sims 4 #trauma

#sims spice #the sims 4 #sims 4 #the sims #hot dog #my comic #comics #the Dimitris #DJCato #new sims story

2.05 – DJ’s Story pt. 5 – "The Experience Far Exceeds the Expectations"

2.05 – DJ’s Story pt. 5 – “The Experience Far Exceeds the Expectations”

*** Thank you to Lani, Darius & Khadijah’s creator for giving me permission to use her sims ** This story contains profanity, violence, and sensuality Darius scoots his chair back, making sufficient room for his legs to fully extend. He smiles weakly at Hera, “Gotta get comfortable if I gotta play storyteller.” We look at him expectantly, but he fails to say anything. His eyes are focused on…

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#family drama #life #origin story #Sim Story #Simlit #Sims #Sims 4 #the sims #The Sims 4

Reminiscing About The Sims

Share how you discovered The Sims franchise & the very first Sims game you played (ex. TS2).

Thank you to @treason-and-plot for tagging me <3

*shrug* The Sims disc came with a computer, so I gave it a go. Made a sim of my then-boyfriend and my sim-self (DJ). First thing I have Sim DJ do is hit the pool. Poor thing was in the pool a VERY long time and was having issues. Did I know I needed to add a ladder? Nope. Did I involuntary kill my sim-self? Yes. So then I had my then-bf sim find comfort in other female sims. I don't think he minded >.>

Throwback of my OCs partying since The Sims:

Tagging @oenomeltides @ellemant @slythersim

#the sims #sims tag #sims tag game #tag game #reminiscing about the sims

~ Favorite Songs Tag ~

Thank you for the tags, @oenomeltides & @treason-and-plot You ladies R awesome-sauce <3

Can you sense a theme with the majority of my song choice?

Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard

Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) - Joan Jett

I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd

Pour Some Sugar - Wonderus

I Wanna Hump You - Chixdiggit

Pervert - Descendents

Caress Me Down - Sublime

Give It Up - Pepper

Dammit - Blink-182

Rock n Roll Girl - MxPx

Tagging @ellemant & @slythersim

#I'm a pervert #non sims #music tag

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