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BAMF
bad at making friends
What if everyoneâs parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
tumblr and pokemon part 5
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Weâve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.Â
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didnât have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that heâd picked from his garden
- and tomorrow heâs coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I canât even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLESÂ âJUST IN CASE YOU DIDNâT HAVE ANYâ. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - IâM GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY ARENâT I?
âNo! You may not take away my stuffed animal! Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY (Source: http://ift.tt/1GNNK7r)
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this is one of the most important/overlooked things
hey all you worm-haters
worms dont have one mean bone in their body. they have no bones. or limbs. only compassion and engaging personalities
i didnât want to respond because the answer was âme and my friends are arguing over which one of us has the most sociopathic tendencies and I thought âhey I murdered my twin in the wombâ was an excellent argumentâ
we all need to collectively unlearn the idea that certain achievements (i.e. graduating college, getting a job, moving out, etc) only count if theyâre achieved by a certain age or within a ânormalâ time frame.
going through life at your own pace does NOT equate laziness or failure.
accomplishments donât have an expiration date.
Also everyoneâs idea of accomplishment varies. Let people have their victories. Donât rain on someone elseâs parade.
you going to school
me going to school
Why do I feel like Shia labeouf is going to be a key element in the end of days
When all your friends are online.
fuffuster:
why would you make a pokemon try to operate a camera when there are like 20 people there