Nitendho

Nintendo’s (unofficial) corporate account (parody please don’t sue me)

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

Welcome to the (un)official Nintendo of America tumblr account! I'm obviously CEO or Mr. CEO to you, I'm not only the, you guessed it, CEO but also a drag artist and the alter ego of @r0tting-wad, or 🥩, I will sign off with💰. Get your Nintendo Switch 2 for $449.99 before prices go up due to ram inflation!

[pokemon]

Manifesting a great 2026 for you. You got this!

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

A sleepy girl and her even sleepier brother, ignore Scarlet’s (🥩) messy ass room -💰

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

I’ve never seen an Espeon in a deeper sleep before -💰

Og + alt version

Yes the OG photo is that green it is not edited

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

I think I’m the only corporate blog still active WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE!? -💰

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

More totally canon and totally not selfship art with the old man-🥩

(no blanket and shading under cut because I did so much work for that under cut)

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

Anyway guys look at this totally canon ship that definitely isn’t one of my sonas being shipped with AZ -🥩

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BLOG YOU GRANDPA KISSER -💰

[nocturne-side-blog]

i dreamt that Pokémon ZA came out and there was already a Tumblr post with a screenshot of the game where AZ says "I came to acquire this hotel when the previous owner passed away" but his model just had the same blank eyed smile the trainers usually do in idle and the post zoomed in on his expression and was captioned "did you kill that man, az." and then someone reblogged it captioned "you're looking in the wrong direction" and it was zoomed in on floette with an equally empty smile. implying floette killed that man.

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

This was actually going to be an actual scene but got scrapped because of the implications! But to answer, Floette killed him and AZ hid the body-💰

[jaromirs-deposit]

His greed sickens me

He's getting 3 new cards in the new TCG set

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

I need him…-🥩

I’m sorry? You what?-💰

[pokemon]

L

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[lutraviolet]

friend asked me to make ditto-pede after really liking my ponyta one

[kingsillysmilez]

I LOVE THE NEW POKEMON STARTERS SO MUCH

[pokemon]

Time to build your very own Pokémon paradise! #PokemonPokopia is out now!

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

“Oh CEO what’s your favorite pokemon character?” Obviously it’s Giovanni, Scarlet however…

HOW DID HE GET THESE MANY PHOTOS OF ONE CHARACTER???-💰

[nintendhoe-unoffical]

HELLOOOOO, it’s the beautiful wonderful CEO of Nintendo! Sorry I didn’t post for Pokemon day I was drunk as all hell :-p, so! Which starter are you picking for Winds and Waves? -💰

Which starter?

Ponbom

Qecqua

Browt

Voting ended onMar 10

Personally I’m all in on Qecqua, she’ll be cunty trust me -💰

[jiminysjournal]

If it’s not taken, I vote we call Tarragon x Grisham “FrenchBreadShipping.”