Jiminy's Journal

AKA Data Riku.  Because I'm Jiminy's Journal elsewhere, but that URL was taken. But now I have it!  He/Him. Pro-Swanfire.  Anti-Captain Swan. Anti-Karamel.

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Introducing Rolly Weekend:

Scheduled for June 26-29, crossing with the anniversary of the start of filming for It: Chapter One, the goal is to spread the word of this ship from Welcome to Derry by creating fanworks.

I'm talking fics, I'm talking fanart, I'm talking AMVs, playlists, what have you. Also, tagging with some variant of "Rolly Weekend" (#rolly weekend on Tumblr; #RollyWeekend on BlueSky; Rolly Weekend under "Additional Tags" on AO3; etc) will help with sorting.

Also, a note: While this show IS rated TV-MA, please keep in mind that these are tween characters, played by actual kids. There is a fine line (of course, there's been middle school-typical dialog within the show itself), but don't cross it by getting too explicit.

So, without further ado, the themes:

Friday, June 26: No-It AU

What if It never landed on the spot that eventually became Derry? Basically, what if all these characters It killed didn't die? What if investigating It weren’t what brought Ronnie and Lilly together? And, how different would the town be? Would it be just as shitty? Less? More!?

Saturday, June 27: Post-1962 Cycle/Rolly during other Cycles

How about a reunion? What if they came back during the 1989 and/or 2016 Cycle? Or, even if not, how would they have interacted with the Losers, anyway? Would they have? What about off-Cycle years? Where were they during 11/22/63?

Alternatively, what if they lived during other Cycles? What if Ronnie and Lilly were contemporaries of the Losers’ (as the former was, in the book)? Or kids in 2016? Why not go back in time? Bradley Gang? Kitchener Ironworks? Earlier?

Hell, what about other continuities? What if Ronnie wasn’t just some background victim in the book (side note, I think her age in the book still places her birth year around the same as in the show)? What about the miniseries?

Sunday, June 28: Full genre transplant

Send them to space, have them in a fantasy world, make them superheroes, for all I care. Hell, put them in another piece of media! Jedi AU? Sure. Middle-Earth? Why not? Send them to ’Salem’s Lot to fight vampires, even! Or, pivot the other way and put them in a more mundane story. What if they lived in River City when Harold Hill showed up? Or a western? Christmas romcom?

Monday, June 29: Finally, free day!

This is your sandbox. You wanna write a coffee shop AU? Go ahead. Wanna fill in a gap in the story ore even rewrite the whole show? Do it. Or, maybe, you just want to revisit a past theme? I’m not gonna stop you.

Okay, have fun!

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Irina: Have you ever been unfaithful? Tanya: No. Irina, internally, knowing full well this is a lie: Would you like to?

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Rosemary only went through The Warrens are Dead. We’re gonna need her to go through Warrenmania.

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Okay Nintendo Direct wishlist time!

Since this is a wishlist, I'm focusing on what I want, not on the rumors.

Remakes:

Paper Mario 64 — Look. The Thousand-Year Door remake came out in its 20th anniversary year. This is the 25th anniversary year for PM64. Same engine as TTYD, cross-gen, w/ S2 enhancements.

The Legend of Zelda: The Hyrule Fantasy — Yeah, I know; I know. Everybody's talking the OoT remake rumors (another one?), but I think we are long overdue for remakes of the NES titles. We haven't had any; the closest being the Japan-only Satellaview game and the development origins of the Oracle duology. Start with Z1 (subtitled The Hyrule Fantasy); AoL in a couple years. S1, w/ minor performance enhancements on S2.

Switch 2 Editions:

Backyard Baseball — BEGGING. Please. This game comes out in A MONTH, and we only have word on a past-gen version for this point-and-click game. And, that demo is simply not working on my computer, now matter how low I put the settings.

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream — Again. BEGGING. This game is in desperate need of mouse controls. For anything else, see below:

Updates and DLC:

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream — New features, such as more freedom with shapes in the Palette Shop. More stores, and regular treasures can now be bought, while food can be sold. Also facepaint will be fixed, so it adheres to the face (bonus points if 3D painting is added, at least in a S2 version). Also, PLEASE add online features, even if just with friends only; THIS WAS NOT A PROBLEM WITH…

Animal Crossing: New Horizons — Not 4.0, but something minor, albeit substantial.

Mario Kart: World Tour DLC — Give us a reason to play this, again.

News on Already-Announced Stuff:

Star Fox — I mean, there's gotta be something.

The Legend of Zelda movie — teaser trailer and Ganondorf casting announcement (also the official Impa casting announcement).

Pokémon Winds and Waves — Not much in the Direct, but a Pokémon Presents will likely soon follow.

Splatoon Raiders

Non-Remake Announcements:

Mario Party — Yeah, we're due for a new one. Back in my day, they were yearly.

Ace Attorney 7

Some big third-party announcement

A new Paper Mario in development, but more like the older ones

And! One more thing:

New Zelda in development; not a sequel to TotK

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If I had a nickel for every time Hamish Linklater played an island’s leader who made a demonic pact and also showed up in old age makeup, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

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Having Dylan be the one to say “Six” at the beginning of CBT; I see what you did there.

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Josh looks…different.

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Are we SERIOUSLY kicking the Tonys off by awarding a man more than happy to take Joanne’s blood money over one of the first people to publicly disavow her!?

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My account is now…

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Hey, just a warning: Episodes 5 and 6 of Spider-Noir feature some spider-related body horror, and the latter also features some creepy crawly stuff.

In E5, there’s a flashback early on that is repeated later in the episode. This also features in E6’s recap (and possibly E7-8’s, as well; I skipped those).

In E6, the same body horror element appears in the same scene as the creepy crawlies. Without spoiling too much, it starts with some anesthesia.

EDIT: I just learned that the body horror element also briefly appears in the opening. I hadn’t noticed it any of the eight times I watched it, but just something to keep in mind.

More details below the cut:

The body horror involves a Man-Spider (think Man-Bat from Batman), who bites Ben, givibg him his powers.

The creepy crawlies are twofold, both of which are hallucinations:

The first is with an anesthetia mask transforming into a tarantula, as Ben goes under. He grabs it and tossed it aside.

Shortly after, he is cut open. Out of his cut, crawl a cluster of spiders, which engulf him.

Again, he also hallucinates the same Man-Spider, when he’s under.

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This used to be a functional website.

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I don’t want want Jared Leto’s He-Man; I didn’t even want Kevin Smith’s He-Man or Rob David’s He-Man.

I just want ND Stevenson’s He-Man, damn it!

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KELLY DESERVED BETTER!

I can’t even be sad about it, BECAUSE I’M TOO FUCKING ANGRY!

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roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

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When they announced Stinky, the original Filoni Baby, was going to be in Mando and Grogu, I certainly didn’t expect to be shipping him with Djarin, AND YET.

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a too large chunk of bsky is patting themselves on the back for watching colbert like they're revolutionaries for it

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actually watching Colbert tonight of all nights, on his final show, IS a bigger deal than you make it out to be. Especially if it is followed by big enough boycotts of everything else CBS from tonight onward. Hitting these companies in their wallets is literally the only weapon we have against them right now. So give the guy they threw under the bus high ratings and support; then follow it up by icing out all things CBS. Economic pressure works. Are there "Bigger things?" Sure. But the average whoever in Whereverthefucksville can't do shit about racist gerrymandering in the South. Or about SCOTUS raping the voting right's act. Or about a 1.7 billion dollar slush fund for Trump's private militia. People gotta fight back when they can in whatever way they can. Even if it's small. Coming to Tumblr to bitch about people on bsky not doing enough is actually less productive than what they are doing. And to basically say (I'm paraphrasing here) "If you watch Colbert, you have enough money to go give it away" is an insane take. As if the only people who watch Colbert are snooty upper middle-classers or some bullshit. Honestly, this is just a completely stupid, baby brained take.

— daddysboyys

I'm sorry, but this does not deserve to be relegated to the comments.

OP is honestly acting like Colbert was some premium show and not BROADCAST NETWORK.

So, to say that the people watching it "have disposable" income is giving "they shouldn't be on food stamps, because they have an iPhone."

Just some fuckity-up gimme-gimme trying to get brownie points where he's not gonna get 'em.

So, fuck off, OP. Fuck the fuck off.

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Not even five minutes in, and I’ve already been RickRolled.