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Liz / Queer / Rad as hell icon: sekajiku

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[sobcat]

me when there's work at work

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[valtsv]

"i never could say no to you" is one of my favourite phrases in the entire english language because it's so casually cruel. even when it's spoken fondly or lightheartedly there's this dismissive implication of blame to it, like twisting a knife. whatever happens next is on your hands. i want you to know that i betrayed and destroyed myself for you.

[valtsv]

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Everybody going on about the 4 ton robot dinosaur in the new Defunctland but nobody bringing up Stitch of Lilo and Stitch fame saying live on air that nonbinary people were brought to earth to destroy

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[sreegs]

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

[sreegs]

you get it

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[tattoosingarishhues]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[thegroovyarchives]

1983 Hallmark & Crayola (Binney & Smith) Christmas Card Inside Message: "Tucked in lots of wishes for your merriest Christmas ever!"

(via: eBay)

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[mihai-florescu]

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize