Nirvana

🔱Muscle Mommy🔱

[sator-the-wanderer]

UwU

[victoriangold]

Based on this post :) this reminds me a lot of Michelangelo‘s Creation of Adam and somehow it’s even hornier than the original.

[innfinders-innkeepers]

[jfkonfucius]

why do they do that

[jfkonfucius]

why do they do that

[alicewonderful]

[macaulaytwins]

they would’ve run the PTA like the navy

[falllpoutboy]

jaime x brienne: you know with love, comes strange currencies

[swordmaid]

pt 2:

[swordmaid]

sequel to this

[swordmaid]

😳

[swordmaid]

jb bedding [real]

[swordmaid]

flustered

[swordmaid]

🫡 🫡 🫡

[winnie-the-monster]

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Well... mark him down as scared AND horny

[winnie-the-monster]

“How is it that you did not wed?” Jaime asked him.

“Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost chocked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.” Connington glanced into the pit. “The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—“

Jaime’s golden hand cracked across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out burning.

“You’re speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.”

Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. “Brienne. If it please my lord.” He spat a glob of blood on Jaime’s foot. “Brienne the beauty.”

(You see that was instinct right there. Jaime wasn’t gonna let anyone talk about his wife like that and get away with it.”