Adora: So you're telling me you gave me food off your plate, gave me a SWORD, vowed to the ruler of your land in front of a room packed with witnesses that you'd tie your reputation to mine, took me to an official dance and gave me ANOTHER sharp thing to protect myself with-
Adora: -and that STILL doesn't count as being married???
Glimmer: Adora-
Adora: What's left, Glimmer!? How many challenges and sacrifices does it take to complete the marriage gauntlet? I already tried sacrificing myself for you!
Glimmer: okay that's totally not how-
Adora: TWICE!!
Glimmer: Look if you really want us to get hitched, all we have to do is-
Adora: Die?
Glimmer: NO
Adora: i would do it though
Glimmer: ADORA I SWEAR IM PUTTING "i hereby promise to live forever" IN OUR WEDDING VOWS AND YOU WILL SAY IT AND YOU WILL KEEP TO IT
Bow: As both of your bestmen, I think you should both say it. Twice.
