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Day 95

Gonna sneeze

#local winged werewolf has allergies :(

fattest-ass-in-engineering

Never investigate a weird slime trail unless you want to be forced to fertilize a bunch of eggs

sanae-hypnosis

Always investigate a weird slime trail

#Hmm.

treefey

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

#a racist delusion of a fantasy world where human history didn't happen #and a wish for a world with only “white” ppl in it #bullshit #in other words

orcboxer

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

peopleingishard

^not my post but same sentiment

#reasons filling out documents is a soul crushing plague #“please give a specific answer to this non specific question”#“ok”#“WHATT ARE YOU DOING???? WHY ARE YOU GIVING A SPECIFIC ANSWER????”#“i don't know... have mercy...”#and then you get thrown into the pit of social humiliation!#which is always enjoyable

un-monstre

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

#BRING #BACK #BRING TTHEM BAAAAACCK

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

#and the feeling is mutual #flipping off my bad leg as we speak

bviralmedia

Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure

albva

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@toasthaste

#ttheir PRECIOUS cardboard #bet making those rumbles feels good as fuck

televisionenjoyer

Nooo never kill yourself baby. Star Trek enters the public domain in 2062.

thisusernameisunique

One year before the Vulcans arrive?

rudywiser

Well yeah, otherwise they'd be under copyright

#dang it #yall say “hi” to them from me

literary-illuminati

Something very cosmically satisfying about a horror story where a weird fucked up hoofed prey animal slowly and patiently chases a human through the wilderness until they're collapsing and dying of exhaustion and exposure.

#oh how the turns have tabled #did a dead prehistory ungulate write this?#ironically 'd be less scared of The Moose if they ate human flesh #presumably they have post hiker snack snooze times #and would be nice and lethargic when full #UNLIKE NOW #WHEN THEY ARE ALWAYS MURDEROUS FOR ANYONE THEY THINK MIGHT EVEN DREAM OF PUTTTING THEM ON THE MENU

pasha-hasid

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When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

#dear gods not again #willow what have u done

valmillion

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

frankiedotbiz

girlnephew

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going "meeeee :3" in the notes needs to ask themselves why they're so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn't made by black artists

balkanbruiser

If you like Casiopea, check out some classic jazz funk fusion albums like Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock or Return to Forever by Chick Corea.

If you like the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, check out some later period big band albums like Mingus Ah Um by Charles Mingus and The Roar of '84 by Buddy Rich.

If you like the Persona soundtrack, check out some more modern jazz fusion albums with electronic elements like Black Focus by Yussef Kamaal or Freedom Fables by Nubiyan Twist.

a-dauntless-daffodil

the local radio here plays from jazz network which has online playlists you can listen to as well, for casual random sampling.

#beale street caravan isn't jazz but their site has cool music vids too #blessed be public radio #life would be so boring without it

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

#as he should #that's their coworker right there #their curb side janitor #the aerial vacuum of the skies #also know as stephen

creatingblackcharacters

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ trust me, if white people know you aren't safe to be racist around, we'll notice! Your ACTIONS will speak for you!

souplover13

image: tweet. "stop worrying about whether black people know you're a safe white person to be around & start making sure white people know you are not a safe person to be racist around." end ID.