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Heiji Hattori from Detective Conan || Affiliated with Fortunas Transit

[nishitantei]

neonxparanoia:

kaitokurobass:

“Chau, chau,” he waved away the accusation. “It’s probably tha island. Who tha hell knows how it screws wit’ our memories an’ stuff.”

Well, it wasn’t a lie, at least. But upon further inspection, he was making her uncomfortable- not something he had planned on doing. Confused? Yes. Suspicious? Absolutely. But not uncomfortable. “You all right?” A probing question that was accompanied by a concerned look. “I didn’t hurt yer feelin’s, did I?”

“No…: He hadn’t, it was true, but he just seemed really different. Shiori knew from experience when people changed drastically to another person it was never a good sign.

It was just like that time with…

“Was there something you wanted from me, Tori-kun?” Maybe it was just her imagination…. She hoped it was just her imagination.

Okay, washing up on this weird ass island again was really the least of his worried at this point. Walking up behind Kaito he swung his Shinai right down at his head, a thud of the flexible bamboo as it hit his skull “I DUNNO O’YA ARE BUT YA NEED TA SCRAM”

Looks like he had passed out just after a tournament too, he was still in his kendo gear. He was aiming to take another swing at the imposer, a scowl on his features “Tsukeda-chan! Are ya okay?” he’s completely ready to beat you up with a bamboo sword here Kaito.

[nishitantei]

Yo, moving this loser to another group, so if you’re following feel free to continue to or unfollow, your choice.

That being said, anything below this post is old shit and should be ignored.

[nishitantei]

☂

☂ : food headcanon

Please

PLEASE do not get Heiji started on food. He loves food, all kinds of food, he’s probably the only detective who doesn’t forget to eat, cause he loves eating, and he loves food.

What food does he love the most?

Osakan food of course.

If you ask him about food in his home city you will hear him go on for hours about the best restaurants and street venders and even the best vending machines to pick up a quick snack.

Seriously, don’t get him started.

[nishitantei]

“What’s the matter?”

Your muse notices how my muse has been pretty quiet for a while. Send me “What’s the matter?” for my characters reaction

Honestly? He was a little surprised to hear Saguru’s voice, in general they tended to avoid each other as much as possible, for obvious reasons, so hearing him at all- Let alone ask something like that, was quite surprising.

Glancing between him and the book Heiji was currently reading he soon sighed

“It’s nothin’.” okay we all know that’s a load of bull and even he realizes that. Looking around he gestured for Saguru to come a little closer, talking in a loud whisper

“Okay… Be honest with me. What do ya think of Lily? Th’ girl Kudo is datin’. I keep gettin’ this bad vibe from ‘er an’ bringing it up with Shinichi just has ‘em goin’ on about how she’s doing no harm an’ how much he loves ‘er- It’s kinda creepy”

He’s also a little pissed to be honest, not for himself, but for Ran… If Shinichi had decided he was going to be stuck on this island for the rest of his life, and there was no way to know… No it wasn’t an excuse. What an idiot…

“I know it’s not m’place to be stickin’ my nose into but I’m a little worried.”

[mareseconds]

“Attached” [because I think I'm funny]

Our muse wake up handcuffed together. Send “Attached” for my muse’s reaction.

“…” 

Okay, when did he even fall asleep beside Heiji? There was a completely solid wall between them when they went to bed for the night, and now–

Whatever. Saguru groaned and tugged him towards his room. “Move. We’re lucky I always have a spare set of handcuff keys in my room.”

[nishitantei]

There had been a floor and at least three rooms between them so how Hakuba ended up in his bed he has no idea. Let alone with hand cuffs. Heiji’s just as confused as you are, although still half asleep; He had not intended to get up this early and now-

“Ugh give me a second would ya?” shaking himself fully awake he got up, yawning and using his free hand to shake out his hair. “Ya don’t have to be so pushy, jeez... M’surprised ya don’t just carry those things around like a house key.”

And he’s already walking in front of Saguru, intent on being the one to lead- After all the faster they can get this thing off the better “Ya know, this isn’t th’ first time I’ve gotten stuck in handcuffs with som’one” Heiji mumbled with a yawn, covering his mouth.

He really has to pee now that he thought about it.

Fuck

[nishitantei]

☎

Send ☎ for something your muse would find looking through my muse’s phone (texts, nudes, etc)

Contact: Kazuha

[Text:] I know you wont get these, but it’s kind of odd not to be getting any messages from you so I think it’ll help if I at least try to contact you. (8:44PM) x Messaged not sent 

[Text:] You usually text me at least once a day so I end up getting worried when you don’t. You’re okay though, right? (8:45PM) x Messaged not sent

[Text:] I miss you (9:01PM) x Messaged not sent

[complexkingpin-old]

Meme Weekend

The “We’ve done all of these before but I’m bringing them back” version

Send “(─‿‿─)” to cuddle with my muse! 

Send my muse terrible pick up lines for shits and giggles 

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Send ☎ for something your muse would find looking through my muse’s phone (texts, nudes, etc)

Send a ‘☂’ for our characters hiding out indoors during a particularly bad rain storm

Your muse notices how my muse has been pretty quiet for a while. Send me “What’s the matter?” for my characters reaction

What kind of “charactershaming” sign would you hang around my muse’s neck?

Our muse wake up handcuffed together. Send “Attached” for my muse’s reaction.

Send me ‘Muse’ and a letter and I will introduce you to a muse I’ve had in the past that starts with that Letter

Headcanons: (x) (x) (x)

Cuddles

M!A Masterlist

[tinytantei-blog]

[Text:] oi oi, i can be my own reasoning tyvm

No he can’t.

[Text:] you sound like my dad. im already ready anyways

He had just come back from a quick patrol, actually, so he was in some decent clothes - not that going out for Chinese was exactly a formal affair, but hey. By the time Heiji got back, he would already be lounging on the couch.

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Heiji is aware of this. Then again he’s pretty bad at being his own personal reasoning as well.

[Text:] Just making sure, I’d rather not wait around because you’re still in your pajamas.

It was a short ride from the shop back to the castle, the roar of the engine music to his ears the whole way there. Even if it wasn’t his baby back home, there was room in his heart for two. Kicking out the stand he turned the engine off, leaning to the side as he pulled out his phone

[Text:] I got you a helmet with dinosaurs on it.

[pandazaya]

[princetempesta]

[Text:] wait what’s that supposed to be? [Text:] if we’re having a symbol war you have to be more clear.

[nishitantei]

Seriously?

[Text:] You’re the cloud over people’s heads, that’s what it means [Text:] You really couldn’t get that.

[fxturetier]

[Text: N/A]

[txt]: ????????????????????

[txt]: your number isn’t saved in my phone..who is this? are you trying to reach someone in particular? you might have the wrong number,,,

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[Text:] Heh, I actually got a reply. [Text:] Sorry about that. I’m Hattori Heiji. I figured I’d just send out a little pick me up. ✌

[Text:] Who are you?

[princetempesta]

[Text:] ☠🔫

Screw you, stranger.

[nishitantei]

[Text:] 👉 ☁

Who rained on your parade man

[nishitantei]

[Text:] 💝!

Because texting hearts to random numbers is always the best idea.

[tinytantei-blog]

[Text:] why haibara?

Nothing condescending for once, just honest confusion - Heiji of all people knew that he had still been vying for Ran, before everything that had happened on the island.

[Text:] anyways chinese sounds good to me [Text:] but i didnt know ran was on the island too

……..

[Text:] just kidding im still back at the castle

[nishitantei]

[Text:] I’m just teasing, although she is pretty much your voice of reasoning sometimes.

Yeah he still wants to know what the fuck happened that you went from pining for Ran to dating a psychopath, but whatever. It’s way to late for him to put any input in.

[Text:] You little shit. 💔 [Text:] I’ll be there in five minutes. Make sure you’re ready.

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[Text:] Sooo, I see Haibara-chan is on the island

[Text:] I always thought you two would be cute together 💕

[Text:] But hey, Bike’s done, want to go for a ride? Figured you could use some time with your best friend and get your mind off a few things.

[Text:] So, how about it? I’ll come pick you up, we can go out for chinese food or something.

[joseitantei]

“Geez… I guess going up the mountain really tired you out, huh?” Objectively speaking, of course. Her poor bike was in desperate need of some new parts, specifically the shell, given all the whipping and scratching from branches and whatnot. Therefore, she found herself at the bike shop, staring up at all the colours and frowning that the shades of blue weren’t all that appealing. Shame, really, given it was her favourite colour.

Although, she did find the most peculiar green eyes. Masumi’s gaze settled on one (1) Heiji Hattori, and for a moment she completely forgot he was actually living here too. “Hattori-kun?” She called out, meandering over and patting him invasively on the shoulder. “Hi! Long time no see!”

[nishitantei]

“Eh?” oh, well there’s someone he hasn’t seen in a wile. Throwing his hands behind his head he grinned as she came over, before glancing back to the parts he was looking at. “Yeah, no kiddin’ pretty sure Kudou an’ Shirogane-chan were talkin’ about the fact ya had shown up”

“Figured’d ya’d be okay though, sorry for not comin’ ta say hi” reaching out to grab one of the parts he was looking it over, letting out a small hum “Did ya get stuck ‘ere without your bike too? I’ve been tryin’ ta build myself one, I’m not to fond of th’ little scooters they got for sale ‘ere”

[nishitantei]

Seriously?!

[Pokemon AU]  Send me “Seriously?!” and I’ll generate a number so you can see my character…

4. Dressed as an evil team leader.

Heiji chuckled to himself as he glanced into the water- perfect. “Bwahaha! Avast ya scallywags” look he even has the pirate accent down.

“Whoeva says I wouldn’t make a good priate’s got somethin’ comin’.” of course, if he’s going to dress up as one of the team leaders, it was going to be Archie- Their skin tone is the only one that matches.

Although what he hadn’t realized was another person standing there watching him- Standing up straight he let out a nervous laugh, holding up his hands “Er- Sorry, I was just on my way to a party”

Hahaha…. Bye.