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welcome lovelies. simply put, this is my blog. it's a mess of everything i love and more. enjoy your stay. :3 (icon made by tangy-markiplier)

[robrtpattinson]

modern hp aesthetics + the golden trio 

[loveselfishlove]

im jesus

[loveselfishlove]

judas no

[tnystark]

You’re tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut.

[nissavibesarchive]

srsly considering making a brand new blog. yeah, I've had this blog for a long time. but I wanna start fresh. i've changed so much over the lifetime of this blog, I feel like I need a new one to sort of...reflect who I am presently.

[steverogesl-blog]

- Why don’t you put on a cape and go run around New York? - You know I would if I could.

[streaky-bacon]

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[actual-lea]

I have no explanation for this.

[noortherndownpoour]

Grab your girlfriend’s ass like its the last piece of pie at thanksgiving dinner

[thepoliticalhippie]

Who grabs pie tho

[veganstupidhead]

*Lifts girls booty with one of those triangle pie scoop things*

[gothicprep]

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

[the-arena-ballerina-deactivated]

“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”

[nissavibesarchive]

I'm glad to see my trash ways are still strong tho.

[nissavibesarchive]

So I haven't posted anything myself on here for like...for fukin ever. hi.

[nappstablue-deactivated20160903]

MY SON IS BACK FROM THE SKELETON WAR AT LONG LAST

[sidestepup2thestreets]

he found it

[casenumber3363]

Well… if this doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit, I don’t know what will…

[septicpurr]

Well now we know how he works out

[halseysource]

THE CITY’S OURS UNTIL THE FALL

[buzzfeed]

C’mon, guys. Hug it out.