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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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i don't do bad sauce passes
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Xuebing Du
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@nitrofire90
Got myself a fursona! Meet Cattail the Marsil!*
Thanks again to @ghostgargoyle for drawing this cutie!
*Marsil is a species of my creation. They possess deer tails, feline snouts (a lion’s in Cat’s case), long ears, and antlers (start growing in their teens; Cattail’s just a late bloomer.)
Anyone is free to use this species for their art, (closed species is BS) though please credit me.
So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is
Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.
And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’
@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately
A commission ✨
Rick: Hey, Katie, I see you're watching another one of your hentai.
Katie: Uh... This is a lets-play?
Rick: Then what the heck is hentai?
Rick, googling "hentai": ...Oh
yes i know ice cream doesn't work underwater shush, shoooosh.
I love how sci-fi domed helmets are synonymous with daft punk.
So I looked this up and the whole story is wild.
Basically, market research for japanese bakeries determined that a) they sell more breads and pastries the more different varieties they have, and b) japanese bakery customers prefer items which are not wrapped, because individually wrapped things give the impression of being like, preserved or something instead of fresh and good I guess? So the obvious solution is to sell as many different kinds of unwrapped breads and pastries as you can.
But! In actual practice, that’s a nightmare. No packaging means no barcodes to scan, so the cashier needs to know all like 200 different (often very similar) items by heart and add them up manually, which means training new employees is a slow and painful process and customer service in general suffers badly. And having a person handle all those un-packaged foodstuffs to count them or examine them, in addition to being slow and clumsy, is unsanitary as fuck.
So one bakery chain owner approached this computer guy in 2007 asking for a system to automate the checkout process. It took five years and the company barely survived a financial crisis in the middle, but long story short they developed a highly specialized AI that will look at the pile of bread a customer picked out and automatically identify everything, tally it up, and charge them correctly, while the live cashier is free to make small talk or help people out or whatever. The whole process is simple, fast, sanitary, and pleasant for customers and employees alike, and to an outsider it looks like fucking magical bullshit.
But then in 2017 a doctor saw an ad for this bakery scanning system and it occurred to him that cells under a microscope don’t look all that different from weird loaves of bread. And it turns out that yeah, you can use almost all of the same code to analyze a tissue sample and pick out any potentially cancerous cells in it. Other people have started buying the same program for everything from analyzing the readout from big physics experiments to labeling charms and amulets for sale at shrines to detecting problems in the wiring on jet engines.
What I’m hearing is, we’re all made of bread.
When you got hemorrhoids as crusty as mine, you got yourself a free whetstone!
Goss Harag lava subspecies~ Just an idea I had been playing with. I hope you’ll like it :3
Please consider joining my Patreon to support me and my art!
A zinogre pup gets separated from its nest, and is raised by a Palamute mother along with the rest of her litter.
You go to get a palamute, and you just find the goddamn Lord of the Thunder there wanting head pats and belly rubs.
A zinogre pup gets separated from its nest, and is raised by a Palamute mother along with the rest of her litter.
CBT
Centaurs Buy Thigh-highs
I want to snuggle up with a mermaid in a hidden cave on the coast underneath the lighthouse on the cliff. A secret cave only we know about, hidden from the rest of the world.
I want to hold her tightly around me, her smooth scales against my skin, my nose in her salt-stained hair.
And I want to do nothing but hold her tight, like she’s the only thing keeping me from drowning in loneliness. She is my love, and I am hers. To the tides and back, I will wait again.
“Ew, is that cum sock?”
“Nope.”
“Then why do you have a lone sock in a separate drawer from the rest.”
“Sometimes, it pays to be prepared.”
Did I make you smile for once? ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )
It’s a bit different from my usual content, I wanted to give you a break :’)
I want to see the dog’s side now.
Do you think monster fuckers exist in Monster Hunter?
Like, is it possible that at least one person saw this:
and thought, “yeah, I’d tap that.”
More likely “I wanna get railed by that”
I mean, the tails already ribbed to your pleasure! It’s basically asking for it!
If it’s wrong to domesticate wild animals, then cats and dogs exist from sin.
