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Hufflepuff: toast seems like a safe meal, I'll put in toast
Hufflepuff: *puts in bread*
Hufflepuff: *stands next to the toaster for 2 minutes*
Hufflepuff: what am I doing here again?
*toast pops*
Hufflepuff: *screams*
Slytherin, watching this whole thing happen: oh my lord
Slytherin: Whats with the slip to the principals office? You never do anything bad.
Hufflepuff: I finally got really angry cause someone kept picking on my friend. They sent me to the principals office because I used insulting language.
Slytherin: Insulting language? What does that even mean? Did you curse or call them bad words?
Hufflepuff: I said 'stop picking on my friend you mildew-scented mistake of evolution.'
Slytherin: *dies laughing*
I'm very self aware, which unfortunately hasn't solved anything.
- hufflepuff, probably
Slytherin: gardening is NOT relaxing, bugs are eating all of my shit and I have never felt this violent in my life
Hufflepuff: i think you're doing it wrong
"Might pop down to ikea and see if they can help me assemble a fucking will to live."
- Slytherin, probably
Slytherin: hey how did your appointment go?
Hufflepuff: well the nurse said I scored 26/27 on the mental health questionnaire
Hufflepuff: so I said that means I'm good at mental health right?
Slytherin: yeah thats not-
Hufflepuff: and then a crisis counselor walked in
Slytherin: oh...oh no
Hufflepuff: *stares into the distance*
Slytherin: what's wrong?
Hufflepuff: my therapist asked me what sounds annoy me
Slytherin: a valid question
Hufflepuff: yeah but then I said a spider wearing flip flops
Slytherin:...
Hufflepuff: I can never go back now
Slytherin: yeah no, this is EXACTLY why you are going back and I will drag you if necessary
Ravenclaw: You haven't seen Hufflepuff have you?
Slytherin: Uh I think so why do you ask?
Ravenclaw: Well I told her I had to reschedule our hang out and she said 'it's okay I'll just take it personally,' smiled, and then walked away
Slytherin:...Maybe I'll just go check on her
"Where do we aquire the ducks that we're supposed to be putting in a row?"
- Hufflepuff, probably
Hufflepuff: You know what they say
Slytherin: No, what's that?
Hufflepuff: True wealth is mental health.
Slytherin: Great, I'm poor twice now
Hufflepuff: *concern*
"How do I get off the spectrum? Cause I'm done."
- Hufflepuff, probably
Slytherin: What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
Hufflepuff: What doesn't kill you gives me anxiety.
Texting
Slytherin: You free?
Hufflepuff: I'm at work right now but I can quit - what's up?
"My problem solving skills are great, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine."
- Slytherin, probably
Slytherin: Use the word 'sugar' in a sentence
Hufflepuff: 'I drink tea every morning'
Slytherin: Where is the 'sugar'
Hufflepuff, confused: In the 'tea'
Slytherin: Just because we're friends, it doesn't mean you can ask me random invasive questions like "how have you been" and "are you okay"
Hufflepuff: Yeah...thats EXACTLY what that means
"This email could have been a sword fight"
- Slytherin, probably