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Knock knock
Anybody here?
trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.
but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed
buy every sandwich just in case
Wish I could afford every sandwich
Hey there Delilah what’s it like to not feel shitty ? I’m a thousand miles away and my blog got deleted cause some titty, yes its true . Your female presenting nipple got me the boot.
Now this is interesting
Article: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a3mjxg/apple-tumblr-porn-nsfw-adult-content-banned
This is important. Tumblr’s not banning porn out of the blue. Apple has done this to multiple platforms in the past. Part of the reason VR headsets don’t do porn is because Apple told them there would be consequences if they did.
Fuck you, Apple. I've always hated you
You will always this read wrong.
Will you just fucking let Satan come out of the bushes already? We want to play D&D and we can’t start without Him.
I keep my spirits up with a different motivational background every day.
Will I get in trouble at work if I start using these as my desktop background, y/n
this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
Reddit’s /r/roast me is where users dare others to roast them to a crisp. These were the results:
Here’s the full list
Here are more reddit compilations you may like:
Reddit What’s the Most Fucked Up Thing Your Ex Did
Reddit Imaginary Horrors
Reddit Lets Not Meet
Reddit Glitch in the Matrix
Reddit Most Disturbing Thing on the Internet
Metalocalypse drinking game
Take a shot when…
You hear the guitar riff bleep OR any variation of the word “Fuck” (for people watching the uncensored version)
You see anyone holding a drink
Someone says the name of a drug
Toki says “Wowee”
Someone says “Dildo”
Someone says “Metal”
Someone says “Brutal”
Toki, Skwisgaar or both windmill
an expert is introduced
any sort of physical harm to a person happens (punch, kick, slap…stab)
someone dies during a concert. One shot per death. A crowd dying in one go is considered one.
Skwisgaar in seen with a guitar
Charles says “Uhh…”
Murderface complains about something
you see Toki’s abs (that really deserves a shot, I’m sorry)
Chug when…
Someone breaks into song (concerts do not count)
dead
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
@brainsforbabyjesus
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
Or it feels like 4 hours, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing
*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
*hogs squealing*
maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr