United Against Violence

Having survived a malicious attack by 2 armed youths last year, I started campaigning against violence.

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Juice is coming

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Beetroot juice 

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Those against guns violence; prepare to mobilise in a peaceful and non threatening manner 

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The Ballad of Nandosia

I once ate 17 chickens,

to my despair they were too spicy.

Too spicy, you ask?

Yes, I cannot complete this task.

Did the great lads of old

Squander such greatness?

Did they quail like a snail

at the sight of a hot whale?

A true lad would scoff it all.

Not a complaint would leave his mouth.

Not a morsel would be scorned.

You must be from the South.

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Today we celebrate the vanquishing of the menace formerly know as “Supersatan9000″. As you know, he terrorised the world of Tumblr with his bigoted views for many eons until no guns vanquished him in an epic final banterous duel of words. We commend him for his efforts, but he was no match for the power of the salad side. 

[gunsknivesgear]

A Handsome Family.

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And here we see 4 murderous instruments used to spread pain and suffering upon billions

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Guns are like toasters, if you stick your hand in one and pull the trigger you will get hurt

[gunsblades]

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Guns should be banned they’re so bad 

[peashooter85]

An engraved and silver inlaid Scottish flintlock pistol crafted by Alexander Campbell, circa 1730’s.

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Guns are bad see my blog for evidence

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When you’re invited to a party and the only meat free product they have is toast 

I wanted some Quorn 

You’re a shocking host  

I now think of you with scorn 

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Before you do anything, you should consider whether Mufasa would approve. You don’t want him to be coming out of the sky to berate your actions one day.

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I’m not a massive fan of guns and violence 

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Spinach is coming

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Happy Christmas everyone

No Turkey ever

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Everybody look the the left. Everybody look to the right. Can you see Karl Marx? We're uprising tonight.

Jessie J - Price Tag

[that-dutch-dude]

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You are aware that Minions are simply tools of capitalism, they represent the submissive proletariat conforming passively to the ideology set up by the Bourgeoisie. By posting these you are encouraging oppression, Karl Marx would not be pleased.

[capitalism-blog]

Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcomed.

Bill Gates (via capitalism)

That’s like asking a man if his Bacon sandwich was nice and forgetting to ask the Pig for its opinions