out of context quotes from a discord server

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brafloga

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“do you see a hard drive and go oooh that makes my drive hard…”

“do you see a keyboard and think oooh it can board my keys”

“do you see bluetooth and think oh that makes my balls blue”

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the higher pitch noise means it’s like. The Good Spot

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"it brings a tear to my eye… to see my son come so far…"

"………..to see your son CUM-?"

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I didn’t like the lack of hand penis.

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STOP SHES GONNA EXAMINE YOUR PROFILE AND SEE YOUR WHOREZONE

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HEAD HEAD I NEED HEAD I NEED HEAD

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i am so fsded than a cow

thr iworld is si beautiful

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hi guys sorry for being inactive we pushed our sisters down the stairs and went into a 4 year depression and then got our eyes stabbed out by our best friends and then jumped out of a hospital window while “my time” by bo en played from seemingly nowhere anyways cancel mod adrian he simps for wolfgang /j

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when manipulators manipulate

Big Ls

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when the homo actin kinda homie sus

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pee supremacy

enough said

have a peelicious day babies <3 ♡♡♡

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twinks are superior to piss

ah, to be a twink; small, gay, and twinkilicious, meandering in my natural twinky habitat. to wake up in the morning and think: “yes. i am a twink.” to feel the sweet touch of fellow twinks- a twinky arm around my shoulder; a twinky hug, flooding my twinky senses; thin, twinky arms wrapping around me as i sleep. oh, how i long for that feeling... that feeling so far from the pale yellow substance that haunts my dreams. the vile liquid that drips into my brain and pickles it like a simple cucumber. piss. let us all embrace the twink lifestyle, and reject the putrid substance that stains our dashboards.

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im in a dont starve together mood if you see this. please. I am going insane from not playing that game. I swear to God that game has taken over my entire being and all I ever wanna do is join that damn game but everyone else I play with has gone insane from playing the game so much.

I just wanna asparagoose starve together, man.

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PLEASE THEYVE GONE FE RAL WE CANT DO ANYTHING THEY KEEP PISSING ONT HE CARPETZS GHELP (when the impostor is delicious! - mod soggy in the bg)

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(edit) thanks so much for the pee support heres a part two

pee(2) (two) (plural)

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IM SO SORRY MOD SOGGY DECIDED TO POST PEE AND THE FUCKING TAGS DIDNT WORK SO NOBODY KNEW ITR WAS THEM