Quotes from the Polycule

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Hi, I'm Haley!

This blog consists of real life quotes from my polycule and occasionally the greater friend group. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the guilty. Enjoy :)

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Haley, Warframe IS my foreplay.

- Adelaide

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Adelaide: Can you just have a genuine moment with me here? Diana: ...

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The smooch warden!

- Violet @ Haley

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All the blood in my body has pooled in my sphincter.

- Adelaide

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You're dribbling all over the couch!

- Luna

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I fuck a lot of girls. They have a lot of opinions. I try not to sweat the small stuff.

- Haley

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Never trust a lich. Anyone who would betray death would betray you.

- Sylvie

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Mine's pre-adjusted for my ass!

- Haley

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Haley: So you're saying I should just use you, real quick, to get off? Adelaide: ... if that doesn't offend you.

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I'm a sub! I take orders.

- Luna

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When I hear a pop I don't stop squeezing, because I'm not a little bitch.

- Adelaide

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Gray: I love you Haley: And my radio absorbent ass? Gray: Yes, and your radio absorbent ass.

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There is a lot to find appealing about a CRT television.

- Luna

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It was drippy! I sucked on it because it was drippy!

- Haley

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I miss you! It's been three seconds and I miss you!

- Adelaide

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Don't chicken finger my booty!

- Adelaide