FBI, OPEN UP

Criminal Minds. Just... Criminal Minds. One of the superior shows, send tweet.

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Reid: Having to say goodbye sucks.

Morgan: This is why I send a mug saying sorry.

Garcia: No! Send them a basket or something!

Prentiss: Just leave, be my father at birth.

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Rossi: And there we go, you are all fixed.

Reid: Pasta cannot be a bandage, Rossi.

Rossi: NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE IT CAN'T

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Morgan: Who's your favorite rapper? Mine is Ice Cube.

Hotch: Ice cubes can rap?

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Prentiss: I have two moods.

Prentiss: One, I am the most beautiful motherfucker to ever walk this planet.

Prentiss: Two, I don't deserve to exist, I am merely an atom.

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Luke: I have a green thumb.

Reid: Oh neat, I like gardening too--

Luke: No, I LITERALLY have a green thumb, it looks like a piece of spinach, help-

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Morgan: I am very strong, I am the strongest man around, nothing fazes me, I am-

Garcia: I got you cookies :D

Morgan: Ooh gimme

[no-its-criminal-minds]

JJ: To start your day off right, I like to-

Prentiss: To start your day off right, I like to fight God.

Morgan: ...

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Morgan: Eighteen weeks.

JJ: What?

Morgan: Eighteen weeks. Prentiss and Reid watched me water a plastic plant for eighteen weeks. And they didn't say anything.

Prentiss: In our defense, it was our source of serotonin.

Morgan: I AM NOT YOUR JESTER TO LAUGH AT

[no-its-criminal-minds]

JJ: Who listens to sad music to intensify the sadness?!

Rossi: Literally everyone in this room. Especially Reid.

Reid: What?

Prentiss: He's got a point.

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Reid: *working at IHOP for whatever reason* Welcome to IHOP, sir, what can I get for--

Morgan: I WOULD LOVE SOME FREE PANCAKES.

Reid: Uh, anything to drink?

Morgan: ...a FREEEEE PANCAKE

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Prentiss: In order to restore my honor, I must travel to the end of the world and dramatically act out a Shakespeare monologue.

JJ: Or you could settle for coffee like the rest of us.

[literateish]

the bau women as greek goddesses

jennifer jareau as hestia: goddess of hearth, home, domesticity, family

elle greenaway as artemis: the huntress, goddess of the hunt and wilderness

penelope garcia as iris: the messenger, goddess of the rainbow

emily prentiss as hecate: goddess of magic, the moon, ghosts, necromancy

alex blake as athena: the protectress, goddess of wisdom and war

tara lewis as nike: the divine charioteer, goddess of victory, glory

kate callahan as hera: goddess of women, family, marriage

ashley seaver as hebe: keeper of the fountain of youth, goddess of eternal youth and forgiveness

[converse-spence]

me every time i rewatch 12x01

[captainchilly]

He just burned another alias.

[pastel-moreid]

Are you normal or do you think about how the BAU would profile you?

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Prentiss: Tell me about yourself!

Luke: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

[no-its-criminal-minds]

Morgan: Clouds have funny shapes. That one looks like a tub of ice cream.

Reid: Morgan?

Morgan: Yeah, kid?

Callahan: We're heading right into a storm cloud.

Morgan: ...fantastic.